Where are you staying?
Main hotel.

What day are you getting there and what day are you leaving?
I never leave...this is my home.

Who will you be with?
Not sure yet. I've been a bit cut off for the last few months.

If you have a significant other, will that person be there?
non-applicable

How old are you?
Old enough to kick your ass

How tall are you?
Tall enough to ride.

What do you look like?
Your mom's ex boyfriend.

What is your badge name?
The Love Glove

What do you prefer to be called?
Daddy

Will you have any fursuits?
Just the one...and I don't want PETA to ruin it

Can I touch you?
Only if you promise not to break my heart.

Can I talk to you?
I don't know, can you?

Can I take pictures with you?
With or without clothes?

Are you nice?
Are you easily offended?

Are you cliquey?
I'm a clique-surfer.

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Only if you want me to like you...A LOT.

Can I hug or snuggle you?
If you bathe first.

Do you do trades?
Sure thing, I'm sick of this Rattata's lip he's been giving me.

Do you do commissions?
I don't usually get paid for it, but if you're feeling that lonely, I'm sure I can make an exception.

Do you have an artist table?
I have a coffee table.

What should I not do around you?
Make Portal jokes

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Fill your pockets with chocolate and carrots...I'll find you.