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Lady Meme
13 years ago
1. Do you sleep in your bra? – Why would anyone? Those things are damn uncomfortable!
2. Do you sleep with socks on? – Only if my feet are cold, which isn’t often.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else? – I would rather sleep with my husband than on my own.
4. Do you enjoy drama? – I can be entertained by the futility of it, but I really hate being dragged into it.
5. Are you a girly-girl? – Not really, I’m a tomboy. I’d rather chill in jeans and a t-shirt than a dress.
6. Who was the last person you hugged? – My husband, about half an hour ago.
7. Small or large purse? – Purse? I have a backpack. O.o
8. Are you short? - Short! I’m 5’1”.
9. Do you like somebody? – I like a few people, most of them are friends of some kind. Also, I’m not 12, I’m either attracted to someone or not. Grow the Hell up.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy? – A boy? Oh golly gee! Tee hee! … No, no it doesn’t. Hell. Remember, not 12!
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? – Ew. Very much so.
12. Do you think you’re conceited? – I don’t think so, I’m actually pretty self-deprecating.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween? – Hell yes! Costumes are awesome and hilarious!
14. Are you double jointed? – Just in my pinky fingers.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? – Slept as in sleep? Um, on the floor in the back room of a Tim Horton’s.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? – At least once a day, and I tend to reciprocate. Also, around my siblings, ass smackage is pretty commonplace. My sisters and I tend to exchange boob gropes, haha.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? – It’s possible, but I can’t imagine what I’ve done that was interesting enough to talk about.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name? – Um, a couple of my co-workers, but they tend to encourage it.
19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"? – Not sure, but that’s okay.
[X] I do wear make-up. – I have to be going to a pretty big event though.
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth. – Part of the tomboy terrain, maybe?
[ ] I get jealous. – I eerily don’t. I’ve mostly given up with feeding negative emotions.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. – I think Johnny Depp is my Mom’s age… Ew.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG – Wtf does this even mean?
[X] I love to laugh. – How is this girly? I’m not a “woo girl.”
[X] I like death/grind/black metal. – Again, how in the Hell is this girly?
[ ] I like rap.
[X] I like techno. – Electronica, actually, but selectively.
[ ] I like country. – Is there an anti-X for these?
[X] I carry a purse. – Only when formal-ified.
[X] I'd be lost without my computer. – This is hardly girly.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD. – Hahaha! No!
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD. – What in the blue Hell? No!
[ ] I own a boy band CD. – I think I used one as a Frisbee once?
[X] I get bored watching football. – Little known fact: I used to play football.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat. – Only in jest, however. Heh.
[ ]Guys are confusing. – I don’t find guys confusing. Girls though? Hell yes.
[X] I've been called a bad influence – Haha, where do I start!?
[X] I have/had a piercing other than my ears. – Used to be three in each ear, lower lip, and tongue. The lip ring is gone. Again, girly how?
Come on ladies, be truthful!
1. What color is your bra that your wearing? – Purple. When a lady gets to my boob size, bras are no longer optional.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? – The only hard and fast is that I don’t care for blond guys.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? – A boy? So we’re back to the middle school crap? No. I’m not “frustrated with a boy.” FFS.
4. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them? – Guy, we’re improving. Be honest, be intelligent, and be nerdy.
5. Do you have a best friend? – I like to think I have two: my friend Tora and my husband.
6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? – I’ve considered it, but I don’t want to cheat or become someone I’m not.
7. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? – Uh, no. Because in general, I never befriended whores, and I never dated he-whores.
8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? – Nope, but that’s because I don’t really like pools. Being OCD makes the idea of jumping into water occupied by a hundred other people (who may or may not have washed recently) kind of nauseating.
9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? – I probably have more guy friends now than female friends. I think this may be the tomboy thing in action, as most girly girls madden me.
10. How long have you had a facebook? – I couldn’t say, I’m not sure.
11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? – Boy… That’s really irritating me now. No, I haven’t.
12. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?" – I’m undecided. Most of the people I know who cheated in the past continue to. This said, I believe enormous change is possible with determination and effort.
13. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? – Once in a while, yes.
14. Do you ever wish you were famous? – Hell no. Fame means being focused on. I like being a wallflower.
THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE:
Cowboy or Gangster? Eww to both.
Preppy or Punk? I like the punk style more.
Face or Body? Bah, brains all the way!
Good cook or take you out a lot? I don’t care one way or the other.
Sweet or sexy? Someone can’t be both?
Armani or Abercrombie? Buh? No friggin’ clue.
Contacts or glasses? Glasses! I kind of have a glasses fetish… >.>
2. Do you sleep with socks on? – Only if my feet are cold, which isn’t often.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else? – I would rather sleep with my husband than on my own.
4. Do you enjoy drama? – I can be entertained by the futility of it, but I really hate being dragged into it.
5. Are you a girly-girl? – Not really, I’m a tomboy. I’d rather chill in jeans and a t-shirt than a dress.
6. Who was the last person you hugged? – My husband, about half an hour ago.
7. Small or large purse? – Purse? I have a backpack. O.o
8. Are you short? - Short! I’m 5’1”.
9. Do you like somebody? – I like a few people, most of them are friends of some kind. Also, I’m not 12, I’m either attracted to someone or not. Grow the Hell up.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy? – A boy? Oh golly gee! Tee hee! … No, no it doesn’t. Hell. Remember, not 12!
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? – Ew. Very much so.
12. Do you think you’re conceited? – I don’t think so, I’m actually pretty self-deprecating.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween? – Hell yes! Costumes are awesome and hilarious!
14. Are you double jointed? – Just in my pinky fingers.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? – Slept as in sleep? Um, on the floor in the back room of a Tim Horton’s.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? – At least once a day, and I tend to reciprocate. Also, around my siblings, ass smackage is pretty commonplace. My sisters and I tend to exchange boob gropes, haha.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? – It’s possible, but I can’t imagine what I’ve done that was interesting enough to talk about.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name? – Um, a couple of my co-workers, but they tend to encourage it.
19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"? – Not sure, but that’s okay.
[X] I do wear make-up. – I have to be going to a pretty big event though.
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth. – Part of the tomboy terrain, maybe?
[ ] I get jealous. – I eerily don’t. I’ve mostly given up with feeding negative emotions.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. – I think Johnny Depp is my Mom’s age… Ew.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG – Wtf does this even mean?
[X] I love to laugh. – How is this girly? I’m not a “woo girl.”
[X] I like death/grind/black metal. – Again, how in the Hell is this girly?
[ ] I like rap.
[X] I like techno. – Electronica, actually, but selectively.
[ ] I like country. – Is there an anti-X for these?
[X] I carry a purse. – Only when formal-ified.
[X] I'd be lost without my computer. – This is hardly girly.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD. – Hahaha! No!
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD. – What in the blue Hell? No!
[ ] I own a boy band CD. – I think I used one as a Frisbee once?
[X] I get bored watching football. – Little known fact: I used to play football.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat. – Only in jest, however. Heh.
[ ]Guys are confusing. – I don’t find guys confusing. Girls though? Hell yes.
[X] I've been called a bad influence – Haha, where do I start!?
[X] I have/had a piercing other than my ears. – Used to be three in each ear, lower lip, and tongue. The lip ring is gone. Again, girly how?
Come on ladies, be truthful!
1. What color is your bra that your wearing? – Purple. When a lady gets to my boob size, bras are no longer optional.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? – The only hard and fast is that I don’t care for blond guys.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? – A boy? So we’re back to the middle school crap? No. I’m not “frustrated with a boy.” FFS.
4. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them? – Guy, we’re improving. Be honest, be intelligent, and be nerdy.
5. Do you have a best friend? – I like to think I have two: my friend Tora and my husband.
6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? – I’ve considered it, but I don’t want to cheat or become someone I’m not.
7. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? – Uh, no. Because in general, I never befriended whores, and I never dated he-whores.
8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? – Nope, but that’s because I don’t really like pools. Being OCD makes the idea of jumping into water occupied by a hundred other people (who may or may not have washed recently) kind of nauseating.
9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? – I probably have more guy friends now than female friends. I think this may be the tomboy thing in action, as most girly girls madden me.
10. How long have you had a facebook? – I couldn’t say, I’m not sure.
11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? – Boy… That’s really irritating me now. No, I haven’t.
12. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?" – I’m undecided. Most of the people I know who cheated in the past continue to. This said, I believe enormous change is possible with determination and effort.
13. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? – Once in a while, yes.
14. Do you ever wish you were famous? – Hell no. Fame means being focused on. I like being a wallflower.
THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE:
Cowboy or Gangster? Eww to both.
Preppy or Punk? I like the punk style more.
Face or Body? Bah, brains all the way!
Good cook or take you out a lot? I don’t care one way or the other.
Sweet or sexy? Someone can’t be both?
Armani or Abercrombie? Buh? No friggin’ clue.
Contacts or glasses? Glasses! I kind of have a glasses fetish… >.>
Reading this meme amused me, though... oh boys.
I was insinuating that I don't give a crap about either one.