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13 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice...
Spotted this one in 
Dragon-chan's journal and decided that I've got nothing to hide at all.
What color are your underwear/panties?
Navy Blue
Do they have a design?
No, but they're boxer briefs, or as I like to call 'em, Starwinds.
Girls, what color is your bra?
N/a
Is there a design?
N/a
what color are your socks?
Black
Is there a design on them?
Standard business black, so no.
Are you a virgin?
Unfortunately yes. I am currently looking for someone to assist in alleviating this condition.
Happy that way?
Not really.
What is your favorite sex position?
I find lots of appeal in several, but I can't choose one at this time due to the problem above. I am looking for someone to help in testing too.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
I have no interest in other guys sexually, so I'm straight.
Do you look at hentai?
That is a very overly used term. By it's strictest definition, very rarely. By the open one used on the net, all the fucking time.
Real porn?
Not very often. Usually if I need inspiration for a pose or something or need to see how the female form actually moves during certain actions.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Every so often.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
M/M, no. F/F, sure. I know it's a bit of a double standard, but I do much prefer the sight of two lovely female forms to two men.
Who was your first kiss with?
They say that a boy never forgets (same with a girl), but sadly... I believe I have. Thanks to my mother's teasing, I know who and when, but I cannot remember actually doing it. She was a girl I tutored back in grade school. We were in the same grade, but she was failing math. I was particularly apt and lived right next door, so I went to help her every afternoon. About two weeks before school let out for the summer, we were caught in the middle of our first kiss.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Most definitely.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
A few, but most wouldn't know it and they're also strictly off limits in my head since they already have relationships.
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
I honestly don't know. I'm pretty sure that at least part of me would feel betrayed. In stressful situations, I tend to automatically shut off emotion and work on strict logic, so after a few seconds, I'd be assessing who the other person is and why they'd be in my bed with my partner. The outcome will vary greatly depending on who it is and the type of relationship shared.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No. I don't even have my ears pierced.
If so, where?
N/a
Do you have any tattoos?
No, but I've considered getting
Fossil to ink me.
If so, where?
N/a
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
No. Lack of participation in sexual congress tends to lower the chance of pregnancy greatly. That said... I'd like to someday.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
No.
If so, which ones?
N/a
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Not had anyone to cheat on.
Ever been cheated on?
Nope.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
No.
Do you own any sex toys?
Yes, and if you ask nicely, I might tell you what it is.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
No. My ability to lucid dream made it to where I couldn't have fantasies that spin THAT wildly out of control.
Have you ever masturbated?
I've already admitted to owning a sex toy. This one is small potatoes. I have.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No. Thought about it.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No, but I'd actually like to work with a nude model. Maybe if someone comes to claim my virginity, we could integrate a photoshoot into the foreplay.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
No, currently the only kind meant for a guy is still in testing. I do have condoms at the ready though.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
*snicker**snicker**bursts out laughing* Have a look at my gallery. All of the above.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Rarely
Do they care?
Usually not. Often they are worse than I am.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Not as much as I thought I'd be.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yes.
Dragon-chan's journal and decided that I've got nothing to hide at all.What color are your underwear/panties?
Navy Blue
Do they have a design?
No, but they're boxer briefs, or as I like to call 'em, Starwinds.
Girls, what color is your bra?
N/a
Is there a design?
N/a
what color are your socks?
Black
Is there a design on them?
Standard business black, so no.
Are you a virgin?
Unfortunately yes. I am currently looking for someone to assist in alleviating this condition.
Happy that way?
Not really.
What is your favorite sex position?
I find lots of appeal in several, but I can't choose one at this time due to the problem above. I am looking for someone to help in testing too.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
I have no interest in other guys sexually, so I'm straight.
Do you look at hentai?
That is a very overly used term. By it's strictest definition, very rarely. By the open one used on the net, all the fucking time.
Real porn?
Not very often. Usually if I need inspiration for a pose or something or need to see how the female form actually moves during certain actions.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Every so often.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
M/M, no. F/F, sure. I know it's a bit of a double standard, but I do much prefer the sight of two lovely female forms to two men.
Who was your first kiss with?
They say that a boy never forgets (same with a girl), but sadly... I believe I have. Thanks to my mother's teasing, I know who and when, but I cannot remember actually doing it. She was a girl I tutored back in grade school. We were in the same grade, but she was failing math. I was particularly apt and lived right next door, so I went to help her every afternoon. About two weeks before school let out for the summer, we were caught in the middle of our first kiss.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Most definitely.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
A few, but most wouldn't know it and they're also strictly off limits in my head since they already have relationships.
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
I honestly don't know. I'm pretty sure that at least part of me would feel betrayed. In stressful situations, I tend to automatically shut off emotion and work on strict logic, so after a few seconds, I'd be assessing who the other person is and why they'd be in my bed with my partner. The outcome will vary greatly depending on who it is and the type of relationship shared.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No. I don't even have my ears pierced.
If so, where?
N/a
Do you have any tattoos?
No, but I've considered getting
Fossil to ink me.If so, where?
N/a
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
No. Lack of participation in sexual congress tends to lower the chance of pregnancy greatly. That said... I'd like to someday.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
No.
If so, which ones?
N/a
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Not had anyone to cheat on.
Ever been cheated on?
Nope.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
No.
Do you own any sex toys?
Yes, and if you ask nicely, I might tell you what it is.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
No. My ability to lucid dream made it to where I couldn't have fantasies that spin THAT wildly out of control.
Have you ever masturbated?
I've already admitted to owning a sex toy. This one is small potatoes. I have.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No. Thought about it.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No, but I'd actually like to work with a nude model. Maybe if someone comes to claim my virginity, we could integrate a photoshoot into the foreplay.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
No, currently the only kind meant for a guy is still in testing. I do have condoms at the ready though.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
*snicker**snicker**bursts out laughing* Have a look at my gallery. All of the above.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Rarely
Do they care?
Usually not. Often they are worse than I am.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Not as much as I thought I'd be.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yes.
