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Uncomfortable Quiz
13 years ago
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ksharra
What color are your underwear/panties?
White.
Do they have a design?
No.
Girls, what color is your bra?
N/A.
Is there a design?
N/A.
What color are your socks?
White.
Is there a design on them?
Just a logo. Nothing to speak of.
Are you a virgin?
Of course not. I was married for 20 years.
Happy that way?
Yes.
What is your favorite sex position?
Something different from last time. I like variety. But if I had to pick just one, it would be female-on-top.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Straight.
Do you look at hentai?
Not really. Been known to on rare occasions
Real porn?
Now and then.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yes, when I can find good ones. Most of them are crap.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Sometimes, but not because they're gay. When I do it's because it's good in other ways such as plot and character development.
Who was your first kiss with?
A girl I dated in high school.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Never had sex with another male. If totally non-romantic non-sexual kisses shared with family members don't count, I've never kissed one either.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Hard to answer since I don't have a partner.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No, not even the ears.
If so, where?
N/A
Do you have any tattoos?
No.
If so, where?
N/A
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
My ex-wife and I have three children together. Need I say more?
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Yes.
If so, which ones?
In college I did marijuana when it was offered to me. None since then.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
No. My ex-wife would disagree. I can elaborate if anyone is interested.
Ever been cheated on?
No. As far as I know my ex never cheated on me, and I haven't been in any other relationships that would afford the opportunity.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
If bullying and juvenile name-calling don't count, then no.
Do you own any sex toys?
Not yet.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Not really, although I have female cousins who are attractive enough that I'd be lying if I said the thought never crossed my mind.
Have you ever masturbated?
There's a saying that 92% of men admit to having masturbated, and the other 8% are liars. Good enough?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Once.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No.
Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
I got fixed soon after the third child was born.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yes. (Don't bother checking my gallery. It's under a different identity.)
Do you swear in front of your parents?
My father is deceased. As for my mother, not when I'm talking to her directly, but I don't avoid it when I'm talking with other family members in her presence.
Do they care?
If my father were still alive he'd probably be in the fray with the rest of us. My mother enjoys fun/quality time with family and is not easily bothered by swearing.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
No. Lately I've become less uncomfortable about such things.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Is this a stupid question?
ksharraWhat color are your underwear/panties?
White.
Do they have a design?
No.
Girls, what color is your bra?
N/A.
Is there a design?
N/A.
What color are your socks?
White.
Is there a design on them?
Just a logo. Nothing to speak of.
Are you a virgin?
Of course not. I was married for 20 years.
Happy that way?
Yes.
What is your favorite sex position?
Something different from last time. I like variety. But if I had to pick just one, it would be female-on-top.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Straight.
Do you look at hentai?
Not really. Been known to on rare occasions
Real porn?
Now and then.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yes, when I can find good ones. Most of them are crap.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Sometimes, but not because they're gay. When I do it's because it's good in other ways such as plot and character development.
Who was your first kiss with?
A girl I dated in high school.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Never had sex with another male. If totally non-romantic non-sexual kisses shared with family members don't count, I've never kissed one either.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Hard to answer since I don't have a partner.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No, not even the ears.
If so, where?
N/A
Do you have any tattoos?
No.
If so, where?
N/A
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
My ex-wife and I have three children together. Need I say more?
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Yes.
If so, which ones?
In college I did marijuana when it was offered to me. None since then.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
No. My ex-wife would disagree. I can elaborate if anyone is interested.
Ever been cheated on?
No. As far as I know my ex never cheated on me, and I haven't been in any other relationships that would afford the opportunity.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
If bullying and juvenile name-calling don't count, then no.
Do you own any sex toys?
Not yet.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Not really, although I have female cousins who are attractive enough that I'd be lying if I said the thought never crossed my mind.
Have you ever masturbated?
There's a saying that 92% of men admit to having masturbated, and the other 8% are liars. Good enough?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Once.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No.
Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
I got fixed soon after the third child was born.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yes. (Don't bother checking my gallery. It's under a different identity.)
Do you swear in front of your parents?
My father is deceased. As for my mother, not when I'm talking to her directly, but I don't avoid it when I'm talking with other family members in her presence.
Do they care?
If my father were still alive he'd probably be in the fray with the rest of us. My mother enjoys fun/quality time with family and is not easily bothered by swearing.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
No. Lately I've become less uncomfortable about such things.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Is this a stupid question?
