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13 years ago
What color are your underwear/panties?
Black
Do they have a design?
No, just black.
Girls, what color is your bra?
I have boobs too you know!?
Is there a design?
=(
What color are your socks?
Black
Is there a design on them?
No, again, just black
Are you a virgin?
Haha no.....
Happy that way?
Yes. Best to experience everything.
What is your favorite sex position?
Girl on top, but me doing the 'work'
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Straight with some sexy male friends?
Do you look at hentai?
Not really. I have, but not recently.
Real porn?
Yup, but it's kinda boring now, which is concerning.....
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Does this class as classy/smart/high-brow porn? In anycase, I have but not recently. Too lazy to read...
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Nope.
Who was your first kiss with?
The current Victorian Dressage (Dancing for horses) champion. Yeah I know... T'Was kinda a weird point in my life
Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes they are.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Kissed yes, had sex, no... That's a pretty large difference to place in a single question.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
I'm me, so yes.
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Not sure.... Probably tell the guy they are doing it wrong or something ridiculously stupid like that.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
None at all.
If so, where?
Can't you read? I said none!
Do you have any tattoos?
Noooo!
If so, where?
Now you're just being silly....
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope. I consider that a victory for planet 'Earth'.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Yup.
If so, which ones?
Marijuana. Probably not a good idea for me... Makes the voices go all quiet which is concerning....
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope, though I have discussed other people with my partner before any acts that may be considered 'cheating', and gotten approval to do them prior.
Ever been cheated on?
A few times. Once, the girl actually had a panic attack afterwards because they thought they had ruined something 'perfect'. Oh children......
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Haha, oooooh yeah. I'm cool like that.
Do you own any sex toys?
Nope. There seems to be a giant selection of 'adult toys' for females, and a "Here. Have some lube and a movie" for guys so not really worth it.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
If you knew how much I want to murder most of my family, this would not be a question...
Have you ever masturbated?
Am I over the age of 12? Yes? Then why is this even a question?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Yes, and sent it off to people. I need more shame.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Nope, just let others take pics of me. Hmm... that's a little one sided now that I think about it....
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Nope.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Tried, failed. Always ends up derpy faced with bad size ratios.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yup.
Do they care?
Nope. They know I only talk when things need be said, so they understand that I use 'swear' words only as emphasis when something is particularly irksome.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
I have no shame so not realy.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
I am yes. Also: I am sexy.
Black
Do they have a design?
No, just black.
Girls, what color is your bra?
I have boobs too you know!?
Is there a design?
=(
What color are your socks?
Black
Is there a design on them?
No, again, just black
Are you a virgin?
Haha no.....
Happy that way?
Yes. Best to experience everything.
What is your favorite sex position?
Girl on top, but me doing the 'work'
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Straight with some sexy male friends?
Do you look at hentai?
Not really. I have, but not recently.
Real porn?
Yup, but it's kinda boring now, which is concerning.....
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Does this class as classy/smart/high-brow porn? In anycase, I have but not recently. Too lazy to read...
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Nope.
Who was your first kiss with?
The current Victorian Dressage (Dancing for horses) champion. Yeah I know... T'Was kinda a weird point in my life
Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes they are.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Kissed yes, had sex, no... That's a pretty large difference to place in a single question.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
I'm me, so yes.
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Not sure.... Probably tell the guy they are doing it wrong or something ridiculously stupid like that.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
None at all.
If so, where?
Can't you read? I said none!
Do you have any tattoos?
Noooo!
If so, where?
Now you're just being silly....
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope. I consider that a victory for planet 'Earth'.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Yup.
If so, which ones?
Marijuana. Probably not a good idea for me... Makes the voices go all quiet which is concerning....
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope, though I have discussed other people with my partner before any acts that may be considered 'cheating', and gotten approval to do them prior.
Ever been cheated on?
A few times. Once, the girl actually had a panic attack afterwards because they thought they had ruined something 'perfect'. Oh children......
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Haha, oooooh yeah. I'm cool like that.
Do you own any sex toys?
Nope. There seems to be a giant selection of 'adult toys' for females, and a "Here. Have some lube and a movie" for guys so not really worth it.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
If you knew how much I want to murder most of my family, this would not be a question...
Have you ever masturbated?
Am I over the age of 12? Yes? Then why is this even a question?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Yes, and sent it off to people. I need more shame.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Nope, just let others take pics of me. Hmm... that's a little one sided now that I think about it....
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Nope.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Tried, failed. Always ends up derpy faced with bad size ratios.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yup.
Do they care?
Nope. They know I only talk when things need be said, so they understand that I use 'swear' words only as emphasis when something is particularly irksome.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
I have no shame so not realy.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
I am yes. Also: I am sexy.
