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Alyson Isakson: hey

skythedragon: hi

Alyson Isakson: Hello there how're ya doing?

skythedragon: Good

skythedragon: So who are you? Do I know you?

Alyson Isakson: I'm bored what are you up to today?

skythedragon: First tell me how you got my username

Alyson Isakson: Jenny

skythedragon: Jenny who?

Alyson Isakson: I hope you had a great New Year Eve?

skythedragon: That's not an answer to my question. Who are you and how did you get my screen name?

Alyson Isakson: Jenny

skythedragon: What is Jenny's last name?

Alyson Isakson: Jenny

skythedragon: So her name is Jenny Jenny?

Alyson Isakson: Jenny

skythedragon: I just asked what is Jenny's last name, then you replied Jenny. So therefore you're saying her name is Jenny Jenny. You then reply with the name Jenny again for no reason

skythedragon: Who are you and what do you want?

Alyson Isakson: Jenny

Alyson Isakson: Mine was fun, i got a new laptop and i am on it right meow trying to set up my webcam

skythedragon: What?

Alyson Isakson: Would ya care to watch me??

skythedragon: So you got my username from someone named Jenny Jenny Jenny Jenny?

Alyson Isakson: Jenny

skythedragon: Care to watch you what?

Alyson Isakson: I am usually pretty shy, but a festish of mine is to be watched & directed on cam

skythedragon: What country are you in?

Alyson Isakson: usa

skythedragon: Really? Because you certainly can't speak the language

Alyson Isakson: i'm 24

skythedragon: My guess is somewhere in Asia

Alyson Isakson: Whats your favorite color in the rainbow?

skythedragon: Is stab-wound red on the rainbow?

Alyson Isakson: Reason I ask you is bc I just got a ton of new panties for christmas so I wanted to wear a special pair of them for you!?

skythedragon: I'm gay.

Alyson Isakson: Yeah I think im just gonna do this tiny little black thong if that is okay with you? It's really small though.

skythedragon: I don't like women. I'm a homosexual. I don't like vaginas. I like penises.

Alyson Isakson: come over!! lol im horny

skythedragon: Do you have a penis?

Alyson Isakson: Wowzers, I just squeezed them on and they are barely fitting - Dont know if ill be able to take them back considering the state i am in right now (naughty i know!!)

skythedragon: Squeezed what? Your penis?

Alyson Isakson: Okay lemme login to my cam (i think its working) and ill get us setup for a 1on1 session

skythedragon: alsmndf;lkhawlkdejhfasdfg

Alyson Isakson: ok goto: http://twurl.nl/s4z807 and click Accept Invite (its the button) and let me know your username and i will send u an invite - or ya might already have one... you seem like you might of done thing before

skythedragon: Ashelkjf lkjdkh jekjkdjdkjfje?

Alyson Isakson: there's no cost but keeps the young ones out and also makes sure i am not recorded (wont be great for job interviews coming up)

skythedragon: Wow, you're pretty ugly.

Alyson Isakson: does that link work i just set it up last week?

skythedragon: Yeah it works. You're an ugly whore.

Alyson Isakson: I'll be your whore

skythedragon: I don't stick my penis in women that look like Joan Rivers after getting hit by a train.

Alyson Isakson: mhmm stick it in and cum in me !!

skythedragon: No

Alyson Isakson: I just need ur username so I can send u a secret chat invitation - please let me know your username when u are setup. (remember it is free - i am not a hooker so i will not charge for this)

skythedragon: iamastupidwhore83

Alyson Isakson: I'll be your whore

skythedragon: vagina

Alyson Isakson: Did u get your username yet? Hurry up, these underwear aren't as black as they originally where

skythedragon: iamastupidwhore83

Alyson Isakson: I'll be your whore

skythedragon: I like to stab dumb sluts while I rape them. Can I do that to you?

Alyson Isakson: mhhm make me your slut

skythedragon: Ok, so what's your street address and phone number?

Alyson Isakson: k I'm in chat waiting for you

skythedragon: I'm in the chat. Now you've gotten me so horny I want to rape and stab you. What's your street address and phone number?

Alyson Isakson: wow, im so wet..i would love if u watched me...i promise u it will be fun

skythedragon: I am watching. You're about as attractive as Rush Limbaugh's half-dissolved body in a vat of acid.

Alyson Isakson: wanna touch my body?

skythedragon: Absolutely not.

Alyson Isakson: k

skythedragon: What I would like to see is you putting a gun to your head and pulling the trigger.

skythedragon: Are you dead yet?

skythedragon: I'll just take your silence as a yes.