Today was the last day of the early celebration of St. Patrick's Day in Five Points situated somewhere in Downtown Columbia, SC and it was FUCKIN AWESOME!!! I bought a $10 freakishly large clover hat, got a bite to eat at Andy's Deli just outside the gate, and even saw people handing out green booze! X3 Dude, there was about like 5 or 6 concert stages throughout the entire celebration area which was pretty much 1 or 2 city blocks large! There was both a small and large Budweiser stage, a Miller Light stage, a stage just outside the Starbucks Coffee building, an Oldies Radio stage, and a Time Warner Cable stage! I even danced a little and maybe even weirded people out. I also kept shouting "WHISKEY IN THE TAY, MOTHERFUCKERS" because I am indeed of Irish descent(no joke, folks) and belted out other misc. comments in a strikingly dead-on Irish accent. [XB] Oh, and I nearly shoplifted 2 Liters of Mountain Dew out of some mart on the corner of the street and took some pictures with my cell phone. Damned Verizon websites! YOU SHALL NOT BEAT ME TO TEH PUNCH!!! I SHALL KEEP WHAT I GOT PAINSTAKINGLY!!! So yeah there was a fountain vomiting bright green-colored water or something, but not much else. It seems I had to be 21 to really rock out, but I rocked out anyway. Somebody remind me to go to another celebration like that with wads of cash next time. [XD] So happy early St. Patty's Day and don't let the Leprachauns steal your underwear, laddies!