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Why are the people around me mad?
13 years ago
I know a guy called Buz.
He was once involved in an incident with the police after he went into Tesco dressed as a giant banana, taking the fruit out of people's baskets and saying 'don't kill my babies!!!!'
He went through a period of carrying a saxophone case around with him, even though he doesn't play. When we opened it, there was a gollywog inside. And he's black.
He never wears matching shoes, ALWAYS one brown, one black.
The other day, I saw him and he was wearing a tweed jacket, a bowler hat, and was carrying a walking cane.
One time, he arranged for the entire crowd at a show that we were putting on to have face masks made of the man in the show, and to all put them on at once to freak the guy out.
He also spent a period of time dressing as a genie.
He shaves off all his facial hair and draws on whatever style he wants with permanent marker. One time, we said we'd draw him a beard on, but just drew a penis on the side of his face instead.
Why is everyone I know so strange?
He was once involved in an incident with the police after he went into Tesco dressed as a giant banana, taking the fruit out of people's baskets and saying 'don't kill my babies!!!!'
He went through a period of carrying a saxophone case around with him, even though he doesn't play. When we opened it, there was a gollywog inside. And he's black.
He never wears matching shoes, ALWAYS one brown, one black.
The other day, I saw him and he was wearing a tweed jacket, a bowler hat, and was carrying a walking cane.
One time, he arranged for the entire crowd at a show that we were putting on to have face masks made of the man in the show, and to all put them on at once to freak the guy out.
He also spent a period of time dressing as a genie.
He shaves off all his facial hair and draws on whatever style he wants with permanent marker. One time, we said we'd draw him a beard on, but just drew a penis on the side of his face instead.
Why is everyone I know so strange?
what an interesting fellow.
my grandmother has several because i used to live in the south ._.