Oh boy!
I wear a red Casa Nostra fedora.

Casual wear: Hand tailored Black Fedora with a Crow feather.

Non-Casual wear: Custom made; Painted composite based battle helmet.

As the 51% shareholder of this company, I demand you do all the fucking work

This is outrageous, I demand to speak with your attorney, I am suing!

I warn you, my lawyer has never been defeated, cause he is big and blue and white and likes to put the opponent on ice.

...If only I could find a business suit his size.

Weeeeelll.....
Do helmets count as hats? I'm counting them as hats, I've got several.
And just in case, I've been known to wear a top hat from time to time.

Helmets are not technically hats, but you may hang around in your top hat.

...Though you seem to be small enough to BE a hat.

I declare you the honorary Group Hat. It is like being a mascot, only you do not get paid and have to stay on top of peoples heads like a fancy coon hat.

And you don't get to leave.

Have fun!

Wouldn't I have to be cool to do that?
This IS the group of cool hats, after all.

You are green and something Tirrel made up. That is cool enough.

Now get on my head.

Promise to keep me fed and I'll make sure your head stays warm. And green.

Deal.

I will also get an art of this to make it official.

I eagerly await said art.

Can i join with my visor hat? : o

Well, it is on your head. And it is green, not some uncool color like orange.

YOU MAY ENTER

I have a purple bucket hat :B!

That looks more like a brown farmer hat to me...

But okay, I'll put you down for your purple bucket hat. >_>

On this icon, if you checked out my character you would know ;) and I know what I'm sayin'

No... please change that farmer hat... :| it's a purple bucket hat end of story.

I have a blue Superman baseball cap!

Acceptable!

I have a black Pirates baseball hat! It's practically non-removable!

What is this, does my icon have to be wearing a hat, or does my real self have to wear a hat? I have dozens of hats and I never leave the house without one on my head: straw fedoras, felt fedoras, straw porkpies, slouch hat, Amish farmer hat, beanie, bucket hat, Venetian gondolier hat, leather aviator cap, Elmer Fudd plaid earflap hunting cap, insulated Star Wars cadet cap, floppy golf cap with green houndstooth check, loads of cabbie flat-caps in various plaids and tweeds.

The one thing I don't have is a baseball cap because they are plebian, anti-snazzy, and uncool. If you're allowing baseball caps then I'm not so sure I want to join this club after all...

We have to make some allowances for the lesser hats, my friend. They are inferiors, but think of all the stuff we, the master hats, can get done while they do all the menial work.

It's the perfect hat society!

Not all baseball hats are created equal some (as mine which is iconic) are just better.

I call hat-ism.

I call filthy baseball hat and... oooh... @_@ Swirly eyes...

... you can stay...

That's more like it. @.@

Black military cap with red stitching, a zipper, studs, and Black Hole Systems Incorporated labeled in the front, along with a set of goggles that sit on top!

I have a checked fedora, straw sombrero, a ridiculous collection of caps, camouflage boonie, and an Australian leather hat that is somewhere between a pith helmet, boonie, and some other inexplicable element.

I wear a Stockmans Hat :0

I wear asshats can I join

NO

FFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.

GET OUT >:C

DIRTY HATLESS WRETCH

HATSIST

CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR BARE HEAD, SCUM

It's probably because you're wearing a hat over your ears STUPID

*rummages around in his closest, many a crash and scream are heard.. most his* Hows about.. an 1862 German made silk pop up tophat, complete with original case and in impeccable condition? I am known to don it from time to time, and i love the FahWHUMP noise it makes when it pops up :P

Here's a group I can wrap my head around..or vice versa.. Does my regular oilskin Kodiak get me in?

Never noticed the journal after watching for so long.

Well, you could say I'm wearing a top hat... with a bit of barbed wire and a propane tank strapped to it to power the flamethrower nozzle in front.


It's totally safe! :D