Totally ninjaed from the awesome  Sirsnapsalot

Key:
x - Yes
XX - Hell yaw.
empty - No
- - N/A or Hell Naw.

SCHOOL CONFESSIONS
[x] Talked back to a teacher.
[x] Been kicked out of a class.
[-] Worn your pajamas to school.
[x] Had your tooth fall out during school.
[x] Gotten yourself lost in your school.
[x] Broken the dress code in your school.
[x] Completely and utterly failed a test.
[x] Left your class without asking anybody.
[x] Missed a whole week of school for something stupid.
[] Thrown up your lunch in school.

HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[x] Argue with your parent[s]
[x] Argue with your brother[s]
[-] Argue with your sister[s] a lot.
[x] Do your own laundry.
[x] Cook dinner once in a while.
[-] Are loud and obnoxious at home.
[x] Wear pajamas when you are not going to go anywhere
[x] You sleep in very long.
[XX] All you do is watch television/go on the internet.
[] Your parents are divorced.
[x] Your family makes you cry a lot.
[] One or both of your grandparents live with you.
[x] You can't stand being with your parents.

FRIEND CONFESSIONS
[XX] You currently dislike one or more of your friends.
[x] You are jealous of one or more of your friends.
[x] You have known a friend your whole life.
[] Your friends are all taller than you.
[XX] You have been ditched by a friend.
[x] You have memorized a friends phone number.
[x] You have lost/forgotten a friends phone number.
[x] You have been to most of your friends houses.
[x] You love most of your friends. (even if they treat meh like crap sometimes [the RL ones])

HABIT CONFESSIONS
[x] You bite your nails.
[] You have an odd obsession with knives. (I might, if I had knives)
[] You cannot sleep with the door closed.
[XX] You cannot sleep with the door open.
[x] There is at least one sound you cannot stand.
[XX] You write stories about mad cannibalistic serial killers. (omg lol, go read Shade Chapter 2 in my submissions)
[x] You are good at telling lies. (with my parents, I have to.)

LOVE CONFESSIONS
[XX] You currently like/love someone.
[XX] You want to kill one of your exs. (I wish terrible things on them, but I couldn't kill someone)
[-] You can't stay committed for an unusually long time.
[-] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily.
[x] A crush/bf/gf has called you self-centered before.
[XX] Your ex has dumped you for another person. (See 4 questions above)
[-] You don't want a gf at the moment. (I have a boyfriend?)

PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
[-] You hate George Bush. (I seriously dislike his policies but how can I hate someone I haven't met?)
[-] Abortion is horrible and should be illegal. (I believe in individual choice, I can't have an abortion, so I can't have an opinion on what doesn't involve me?)
[XX] Gay marriage is fine by you. (Well... y'know... x,.x I'd really like to get married one day.)
[-] Boys make better friends than girls do. (Most of my best friends are ladies! We check out guys together? Online, not offline.)
[-] Pink is an ugly color. (Heyl Naw it's not)
[-] Needles aren't so horrible. (Needles make me a little worried.)
[x??] Human flesh tastes like fine aged veal. (Omnomnomnomnom...)
[XX] You have plenty of secrets. (Most of them not because I want to)

"HAVE YOU EVER" CONFESSIONS
[XX] Fallen up the stairs. (Haha, yes, it was hilarious too. Almost bit my tongue, DID hit my jaw)
[XX] Had your shoelaces tied together. (Toldja my real life friends... lol?)
[] Had a nail fall off.
[x] Captured, Manipulated, or Destroyed a soul. (manipulated a soul, I regret it, kinda. They started it? lol?)
[x] Slapped someone across the face.
[-] Killed someone.
[XX] Worn something inside out for a whole day

Key:
x - Yes
XX - Hell yaw.
empty - No
- - N/A or Hell Naw.