A guy's wife was always bringing home injured birds to nurse back to health. One night, he went home and beheld a duck with a broken wing, an oil-soaked seagull, and his wife warming a shivering wren.

"You gotta stop bringing birds into the house!," shouted the irritated man at his wife.

"Don't yell at me!," retorted the woman. "Not in front of the chilled wren!"