Tornadoes

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo

You: what are you?

Stranger: m London u

You: okay good good

You: what species?

Stranger: male

You: there is a whole species for that now

You: genetic engineering I tell you

You: I can't keep up

Stranger: i camden here u

Stranger: m or f

You: my species doesn't have that, but I do have a member that sprays maggots onto the hellslaves' skin

Stranger: sounds horny

You: Oh it is

You: Would you like to try?

Stranger: m or f ?

You: I guess I would count as male

You: if you insist

Stranger: ill try anyway

You: okay well first you have to die because there is no use doing this if you are on the surface

You: So I can either eat your head or you know, wahtever you want

You: you just have to go to hell

You: If you are some christian idiot or something this isn't going to work

You: So be sure to like, tell your god to fuck off right before we do this if you are some religious person

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: M

You: hai, demon

You: species?

Stranger: Frog

You: SWEET

Stranger: :)

You: Oh man thank you for not being a human

You: so what do you do in your frog life?

Stranger: Hop croak have sex you knoe the usual ;)

You: yea its that time of year

You: the toads are fucking everywhere -- fucking

You: I poked some with a stick

You: they didn't like the interruption

Stranger: :o why would u do that?

You: because I am a demon

Stranger: :0 Omg don't tlk to me

You: too late baby

You: I already am

You: *pokes with stick*

Stranger: ;(

Stranger: *Slams door n leaves*

You: *opens door and follows*

Stranger: *hops into rain in the distance*

You: Common baby, a stick is better than what else I could have poked them with

You: or you

You: *sinks into the ground and pops up next to you in the distance*

Stranger: :0 WTF hahahah

You: Oh you like that, I got more tricks

Stranger: Yell..* hop three hopes* makes cross of sticks

You: *walks to the other side of the cross so that it is inverted relative to himself*

Stranger: *hop in holy water*

You: Frogs like eating bugs, I can make you some bugs if that will mend our friendship?

You: *stays at the edge of the holy water spring*

Stranger: * does breaststroke in holy water*

You: *rubs his fingerprints together quickly, making a graiteing, chirping sounds. Hundreds of crickets pour out of teh grass and kill themselves in the water*

Stranger: Peace bruh

Stranger: Your sick aha

You: *bows*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Also FYI. You can get a link to the log of any of your convos

That scares the piss out of me. I don't want these things linked to. lol not ALL of them.

By the way I just ALMOST had maggot sex with some girl. She flaked out after hanging around for a long time. aaaargh

nooo, you can get a link to the convo you just had.

aww so close

ah so if you dont get the link then it disappears forever?

Yupyup

yays