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64 percent manly, baby!
13 years ago
We've been brought here for a reason
Be it fate, or internal treason
Souls will be saved,
Or mutiny's waged,
As we plead for something to believe in
Be it fate, or internal treason
Souls will be saved,
Or mutiny's waged,
As we plead for something to believe in
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 10
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing/ MMA
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 15
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 23
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] Shit
40) [x] Here's your
Total So Far: 31
Do you read:
41) [ ] Playboy
42) [ ] Sports Illustrated
43) [ ] Comic books
44) [ ] Men's Health, Fitness, and/or Journal
Total So Far: 31
Have you:
45) [ ] NEVER crossdressed for any reason
46) [] NEVER cried during or after a film/television show.
47) [] NEVER chose wine over beer/liquor at a party.
48) [x] NEVER attended a baby shower.
49) [ ] NEVER said no to going to a strip club when you could afford it.
50) [ ] NEVER shaved/removed your body hair.
Total So Far: 32
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 64
That is all.
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 10
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing/ MMA
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 15
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 23
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] Shit
40) [x] Here's your
Total So Far: 31
Do you read:
41) [ ] Playboy
42) [ ] Sports Illustrated
43) [ ] Comic books
44) [ ] Men's Health, Fitness, and/or Journal
Total So Far: 31
Have you:
45) [ ] NEVER crossdressed for any reason
46) [] NEVER cried during or after a film/television show.
47) [] NEVER chose wine over beer/liquor at a party.
48) [x] NEVER attended a baby shower.
49) [ ] NEVER said no to going to a strip club when you could afford it.
50) [ ] NEVER shaved/removed your body hair.
Total So Far: 32
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 64
That is all.
Silverwolfoneofmany
~silverwolfoneofmany
I might have to try this x3
