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Bout me meme
13 years ago
He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy
Though I'd try being a bit more friendly and active and just doing things other furs are doing. So here's this meme. Stolen from 
coldfire well his was the first I saw
1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
Fine.. It's Jordan or Fucking cyclist
2. How tall are you?
5"10-5"11
3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Light brown
3. What about eye color?
Pale blue
4. What orientation are you?
erm pan-curious
5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Single
6. What do you do in your spare time?
Play video games, write, chat with peeps on skye, fencing, oh and coursework
7. What's your job?
Full time university student and bottle emptier
8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
I've always tried to be myself.
9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
My weight and my allergies
10. What are some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
\dude what the fuck, why, that was totally random
Good! Hold on, yer coming up on some deeper questions now... ready?
11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any)?
Nah, Athiest
12. Do you drink?
Hic what wash the question. Kidding, I enjoy a drink or three.
13. Do you smoke?
Ciggaretts fuck no, they stink.
4/20
14. What are your fears?
Hitting the ground from a greaat height
15. What are your dreams/goals?
Lose weight, graduate, write a decent story that can make people happy
16.Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
who hasn't
Almost done!!! Time for some lighter topics now :D
17. Who are your best buds?
I don't really know any furries, so my best buds are my housemates next year. MBut i normally talk with these guys
Meeyrt Dragons lair on SF and 
deathjrj
18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Pringles
19. Favorite drink?
Alcoholic: Tropical Monster and Rum
Non alcoholic: Lady Grey tea 2 sugars
20. Favorite color?
Blue so dark it's almost Black
21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Hmm probably Shapshifting, ohh the fun I could get up to
22. Favorite movie?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
23. Least favorite food?
Mushrooms, tofu, tomatoes
24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
hmmm My Dad's Lasagne
25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I don't drive, I cycle. hmm A 1967 Aston Martin DB5 silver of course.
Last 5 questions. You're in the homestretch, come on, you can make it! Lets see what gets under your skin.
26. Most disliked bug?
Ladybirds the flat is infested with them, dead ones everywhere
27. Most hated pet peeves?
Asshole drivers that ttry to run harmless cylists off the road, chavs, Americanisms and other corruptions of the English language.
28. Dislike in life?
Homophobes, Bullys, Idiots. Mapping,
29. Most annoying sound?
Small children, small yappy dogs, rap music and some wubstep
30. Most disliked TV show?
The only way is Essex and similar shows, also reality shows "I'm a celebrity" and similar and "talent shows" urgh
coldfire well his was the first I saw1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
Fine.. It's Jordan or Fucking cyclist
2. How tall are you?
5"10-5"11
3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Light brown
3. What about eye color?
Pale blue
4. What orientation are you?
erm pan-curious
5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Single
6. What do you do in your spare time?
Play video games, write, chat with peeps on skye, fencing, oh and coursework
7. What's your job?
Full time university student and bottle emptier
8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
I've always tried to be myself.
9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
My weight and my allergies
10. What are some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
\dude what the fuck, why, that was totally random
Good! Hold on, yer coming up on some deeper questions now... ready?
11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any)?
Nah, Athiest
12. Do you drink?
Hic what wash the question. Kidding, I enjoy a drink or three.
13. Do you smoke?
Ciggaretts fuck no, they stink.
4/20
14. What are your fears?
Hitting the ground from a greaat height
15. What are your dreams/goals?
Lose weight, graduate, write a decent story that can make people happy
16.Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
who hasn't
Almost done!!! Time for some lighter topics now :D
17. Who are your best buds?
I don't really know any furries, so my best buds are my housemates next year. MBut i normally talk with these guys
Meeyrt Dragons lair on SF and 
deathjrj18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Pringles
19. Favorite drink?
Alcoholic: Tropical Monster and Rum
Non alcoholic: Lady Grey tea 2 sugars
20. Favorite color?
Blue so dark it's almost Black
21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Hmm probably Shapshifting, ohh the fun I could get up to
22. Favorite movie?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
23. Least favorite food?
Mushrooms, tofu, tomatoes
24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
hmmm My Dad's Lasagne
25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I don't drive, I cycle. hmm A 1967 Aston Martin DB5 silver of course.
Last 5 questions. You're in the homestretch, come on, you can make it! Lets see what gets under your skin.
26. Most disliked bug?
Ladybirds the flat is infested with them, dead ones everywhere
27. Most hated pet peeves?
Asshole drivers that ttry to run harmless cylists off the road, chavs, Americanisms and other corruptions of the English language.
28. Dislike in life?
Homophobes, Bullys, Idiots. Mapping,
29. Most annoying sound?
Small children, small yappy dogs, rap music and some wubstep
30. Most disliked TV show?
The only way is Essex and similar shows, also reality shows "I'm a celebrity" and similar and "talent shows" urgh
