Stolen from  J_Wuff

1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
Matthew W. Parrét

2. How tall are you?
6' even

3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Black

3. What about eye color?
Poopoo brown >:c I want contacts to change that

4. What orientation are you?
Gay as fuuuuck

5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Engaged :D

6. What do you do in your spare time?
Work on my fursuit, Steal shit, hump people, usual raccoon stuff

7. What's your job?
I'm an apprentice embalmer at a funeral home

8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
My personality

9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
My Jealousy issues

10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
I'm quick with a joke and I'll light up your smoke

Good! Hold on, yer coming up on some deeper questions now... ready?
Bring it

11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Druid

12. Do you drink?
yup :D

13. Do you smoke?
Cigarettes :D

14. What are your fears?
I have trypophobia

15. What are your dreams/goals?
Finish off school, get a job, and live the best life I can

16. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Yes and Yes

Almost done!!! Time for some lighter topics now :D

17. Who's your best bud?
 J_Wuff Without a doubt, it'd be this dude.

18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Oatmeal Cream Pies, Banana Bread, Pork Buns, all washed down with Cream Soda :D

19. Favorite drink?
Cream Soda

20. Favorite color(s)?
Purple, Silver, Black, and Red

21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Telekinesis

22. Favorite movie?
Pulp Fiction

23. Least favorite food?
Tomatoes

24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Please see the munchie question above :3

25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
'97 Pontiac Boneville SE. Her name is LaQuisha, and she don't take shit from nobody

Last 5 questions. You're in the homestretch, come on, you can make it! Lets see what gets under your skin.

26. Most disliked bug?
Cicadas and Wolf Spiders D:

27. Most hated pet peeves?
Being interrupted, people who pop their gum, and people who don't know when to shut the fuck up

28. Dislike in life?
Ignorance

29. Most annoying?
See Pet Peeves

30. Most disliked TV show?
There are quite a few, to be honest