Do i really have t..o...ok ok no need to point guns ..i mean REALLY!!

1. Name?
Lord Azrael Seraph (real name Lord...oh sorry Louie Michael Hamblett)

2. How tall are you?
5ft 9 (i want to be taller so i were boots >.<)

3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Long brown/blond hair

3. What about eye color?
Electric blue


4. What orientation are you?
Mental or...ok..ok i am Gay

5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Haven't a clue ..i must ask my secretary o.O


6. What do you do in your spare time?
I game allot on xbox, I read, I conquer lands for the British Empire, I run the one the only Manchester Based Steampunk group, watch films and tv series that are fun


7. What's your job?
i work (whilst currently setting up a small steampunk shop) in Afflecks Palace (an alternative clothing and accessories store in Manchester Uk ..I am not telling which floor i am on!!)

8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
My brandy...oh errmm ..my eyes, my hair and the ability to listen, help, understand,support and care for my friends, loved ones, family and anyone else who needs my help i don't discriminate

9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
My weight...my wonderfulness at putting my foot in it at times i don't mean too(i suffer from Aspergers Syndrome) and my slight paranoia ¬¬

10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
my splendidness or the fact i shake hands sometimes bow and kiss there hands or could it be my pith helmet i can never quite tell >.<



Good! Hold on, yer coming up on some deeper questions now... ready?
NO! ...ok alright dont point your gun at me >.>


11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any)?
Satanic/Polytheist/Spiritualist/Pagan or i worship my tea and brandy on occasions

12. Do you drink?
DRINK WERE GIVE IT TO ME!!
oh hehe sorry a little yes >//<

13. Do you smoke?
on the occasion my pipe or cigar

14. What are your fears?
Death (i have heart complications) , The Uk becoming a republic *shudders*, not having someone close in my life and running out of tea


15. What are your dreams/goals?
To live life as best as i can, to have a business, have a family (yep i want kids) and to have a nice large house to call home


16.Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
pffttt...yep still do (not telling whome)



Almost done!!! Time for some lighter topics now :D
phew ^^

17. Who's your best bud?
oh now ..that the worst question..i have most my friends equal but if i must pick errmm i would say ALL OF THEM...i really dont know >.<


18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Pink Panther Wafer Biscuits!!

19. Favorite drink?
Oh you dont know..tea of all kinds mainly earl gray and relentless energy drink!!

20. Favorite color?
Royal Purple, red and gold!!


21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Power: to control the elements then i can rule the world!!!
If that's to much then having the ability to refill my cup of tea without moving ...would i just hire a maid for that o.O


22. Favorite movie?
Impossible to say ...errrm oh oh The Underworld trilogy!!


23. Least favorite food?
Anything but so long as it isn't spicy, as it doesnt agree with me X3

24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
what are the limits on this meal? Steak (rare) chips with mayonnaise and salad!!

25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
A motor bike something older than 1971 or any car older than 1950


Last 5 questions. You're in the homestretch, come on, you can make it! Lets see what gets under your skin. HURRY I NEED MY CAKE!!


26. Most disliked bug?
Cockroaches..ewww!!


27. Most hated pet peeves?
People who have an issue with someone and cant be grown up enough to sort it out and two face back stabbers they say one thing to you then next there bitching behind your back to others!!


28. Dislike in life?
people who cant smile or are just miserable

29. Most annoying?
ill polite people there is just no need for it..HOLD THAT GOD DAM DOOR FOR A LADY AND DON'T PUSH PEOPLE WHEN YOUR IN A RUSH!!

30. Most disliked TV show?
God dam talent shows they are getting to so much the same each year and reality shows i don't wish to pay for a TV licence just to watch someone munch on corn flakes, sleep, gossip and fart..if i wanted to do that i would go round to my grandparents house!!!

Am i done now...can i get my cake please!!!
thank you very much for reading you were Oh so Splendid!!