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I got drunk trhough my penis!
13 years ago
General
"As below so above and beyond I imagine,
drawn beyond the lines of reason."
TOOL, Lateralus
drawn beyond the lines of reason."
TOOL, Lateralus
wanna know something you should never do? Never jerk of with hard liquer.
I did, and now I have a killer head ache. I think I absorbed it through blood vessles in my Wang dang baby maker. At least... I.. I think? OMG HEAD HURTS SO FUCKING BAD! IF YOU EVER WANT WHISKEY JUST DRINK IT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!
I did, and now I have a killer head ache. I think I absorbed it through blood vessles in my Wang dang baby maker. At least... I.. I think? OMG HEAD HURTS SO FUCKING BAD! IF YOU EVER WANT WHISKEY JUST DRINK IT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!
houzie
~houzie
Oh you.
Jimbear
~jimbear
SergeNightfire
~sergenightfire
._. you took whiskey dick to a whole new level
PandaMan06
~pandaman06
WOW
firepanda
~firepanda
OP
was in big head. felt like a terrible hang over
Brandon_Lynx
~brandonlynx
My question is why? I never thought of that as having any kind of lubricating properties. Seems like it would dry it out. Of course, that would be a good excuse to rub lotion on it. Hmmmmm......
firepanda
~firepanda
OP
because it smelled like apples and tasted like apples and i like apples and i thought the alcohol would be all tingly... i did succeed in smelling and tasting like apples
Toki_Raksha
~tokiraksha
oh Jake Sully, put away your soup drinker! We are not even drinking soup!
