True Story
13 years ago
General
Was walking to bus stop today. Look down see a wolf spider crossing the road (aboo I had nothing to catch it in) so I go "Ok, shoo, go back in the woods or you'll get ran over." And try to nudge it with my finger. It does a U-Turn and goes under my shoe instead. I step back and say "Nooo...I said go in the wo--" runs right back under my moved foot. I finally had to walk on. It wouldn't leave me alone. Know how puppies follow people home? Apparently spiders do it with me. I joked with my fiance about it on the ride to the store "Oh, Mighty rescuer of spiders! I have heard of your greatness! We tell stories of your heroic deeds in my home land of web-oria!!" Good lord. lol
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That's too funny and even more epic.