1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? What's your name?
I'll tell you it if you tell me yours. :3

2. How tall are you?
5' 9''

3. Natural hair color?
Brown, but that hardly matters now. *shaves head*

4. What about eye color?
Brown

5. What orientation are you?
I'm curious. Curious.

6. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Single

7. What do you do in your spare time?
Write, draw, read, relax, and yelling when no one is around.

8. What's your job?
Office Depot. Yeah, let's just hope this is just a stepping-stone.

9. What's one thing you like about yourself?
My kind nature, I think.

10. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
My fear to let go.

11. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
My silliness.

Good! Hold on, yer coming up on some deeper questions now... ready?
Yeah, sure.

12. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
I enjoy speculation, like god is a giant mime spider in space. But seriously, maybe this is a god. Maybe not, but it's not something I busy myself with.

13. Do you drink?
Maybe a sip, but never drunk.

14. Do you smoke?
Only second-hand. I'm used to it.

15. What are your fears?
Heights, spiders, and things looking at me through the windows

16. What are your dreams/goals?
Publishing a series of books, working with video game development, and eating one of those
huge Reese's peanut butter cups.

17. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Yes, I have. Yes.

Almost done!!! Time for some lighter topics now :D

18. Who's your best bud?
Ryan, Zach, and a lot of others. You know who you are. Know that I give much love to you, always.

19. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Strawberry wafers

20. Favorite drink?
Sweet tea. I mean, like, very sweet tea. Like diabetes-causing.

21. Favorite color?
Black, red, and purple

22. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Telepathy

23. Favorite movie?
District 9

24. Least favorite food?
Sauerkraut! What the hell am I suppose to do with that?!

24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Whooper. Yeah, I know, but I'm going to die so no harm, no foul!

25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
A really, really fast car that I would only drive on a private race course since it would carry too much attention elsewhere.

Last 5 questions. You're in the homestretch, come on, you can make it! Lets see what gets under your skin.

26. Most disliked bug?
Cave spider

27. Most hated pet peeves?
Interrupting someone who is talking. Allow him/her to finish, damnit!

28. Dislike in life?
Untrustworthy people.

29. Most annoying?
Smacking your mouth while you're eating something.

30. Most disliked TV show?
Pick something on Nickelodeon, any show at all and I will leave the room.