cause you know when it rains it comes in as a category 7 death storm.

so for two days now i have had this Very Painful back spasm. on my one side. no idea where it came from. i do know it makes walking insanely painful in a whole new and exciting way. sitting is not much more fun. so ok back muscle problems i can deal with that

sit in tub of hot water. OH BUT WAIT first the fucking tub only gives me coldish water.... not that few moments of cold like one gets while the hot water is slowly making it's way to you while waking up and taking care of watery morning wood and then coming to you. nope a tub full of barely not freezing water. Yeah that was nice. but then i get the water going right. an hour of soaking and nothing. get out and my back is all like FUCK YOU MUSCLE WIELDING VERTEBRATE! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

So after that i try MUSCLE RELAXERS of the hard core variety. nothing. Percoset and Celexia. Nothing. all might as well have been candy cept for my normal aches and pains being a little less.

So i am all like FUCK THIS. get the microwaveable heating pad thingy. IT CATCHES ON FUCKING FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRE MIND YOU!!!!!!! and then THEN after i put it out and think i will just wrap it in a moist towel cause surely it must be hot now. it is smouldering for fucks sake. that is kinda a universal sign of it may have heat. IT GOT COLD IN LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES.....

so i wet it and try again. 15 minutes is all i get... Dave gets home and is all like I HAZ WATERBOTTLE! goes to find it. gone. utterly utterly gone. like my fucking print book.

i swear i am going to heat up the cast iron skillet.


and today. Firefox is fucking up so badly i cannot keep anything open. i had thought it was one person on LJ that had something embeded wrong or something but no i think currently FA is the ONLY THING i can view and it still quits after a couple of uses. and of course i had to upload scans to Anthrocon. so of course that was one of the sites that it said fuck you too.

Also i got the food bank food and well yeah got so much frozen stuff that i have no room for it all so i cooked the chicken. and now have no room in the fridge or freezer for it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA anyone hungry????