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A stupid meme
13 years ago
Stolen from 
reaux
1. What the FUCK is wrong with you?
Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things.
2. What is your favorite meal for breakfast?
Quiche. It's a goddamn breakfast pie.
3. All or nothing?
Approximately 83.1428% of it
4. A gay couple and a lesbian couple decide to have a sex contest. How many cupcakes could you eat in one sitting?
Depends on if they're the "so sweet and tasty" kind or the "made of dead ponies" kind
5. What type of music sucks?
Yours :V
6. Toilet paper setting, over or under?
Fuck toilet paper!
7. Think about your dad. I wanna meet that dad. Whats your dad like?
He's a kangaroo.
8. You are fighting against someone you absolutely HATE. What is your melee weapon of choice?
A steamroller
9. You are now fighting against someone you absolutely LOVE. What is your melee weapon of choice?
Iunno.
10. Spit or swallow?
I'm not a fan of mouthwash
11. Shittiest present you have ever received.
A box of chocolates with all the caramels replaced by venomous scorpions
12. Have you ever done something completely fucked up and got away with it?
oh wouldn't YOU like to know. HEH
13. Pokemon or Ponies?
Ponymon
14. Dick or Butt?
Dick Butt
15. Do you hate any sports? Explain.
Competitive alpaca grooming, they have soulless eyes
16. Shoes or sandals?
Sandals
17. Describe your ideal bicycle.
One with a front-mounted rocket launcher
18. Beach or pool?
Beaches~
19. Think of a city/town/place that you hate. What monster would you summon to destroy it?
The Mana Beast
20. Cream Cheese or Sour Cream?
Cream cheese. Sour cream is the devil.
21. What is the most interesting thing you have seen in the past 24 hours?
Someone beating a man to death with his own head
22. What was your favorite childhood bath toy?
That one submarine I blew a hole in the tub with
23. Name one thing you would like to see make a come back.
Skull jewelry. And I mean full-sized skulls.
24. If asked, would you apply sunscreen to a strangers back?
If it's not particularly hairy. The sunscreen, that is.
25. What cartoon character was the most attractive to you when you were a kid?
Your MOM. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
26. It turns out that whatever you have the most of in your room will now make you instantly rich. What item is that?
Broken toys and junk
27. You are in a band that is now bigger than the Beatles. What is the name of your band and what type of music does your band play?
Kung-Fu Disco Roller Derby, exclusively saxophone covers of old cheesy 1920s songs
28. How would you break it to your significant other that you have been cheating on them, with your hand?
"Uh hey hun, you know how my hand became sentient a few days ago...?"
29. You have become internet famous for your worst habit. What habit is that?
Chaining together swear words into humorous strings of vulgarity
30. Give a shout out to ya homies!
WHAT UP MY VARIOUS BREEDS OF DOGE.
reaux1. What the FUCK is wrong with you?
Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things.
2. What is your favorite meal for breakfast?
Quiche. It's a goddamn breakfast pie.
3. All or nothing?
Approximately 83.1428% of it
4. A gay couple and a lesbian couple decide to have a sex contest. How many cupcakes could you eat in one sitting?
Depends on if they're the "so sweet and tasty" kind or the "made of dead ponies" kind
5. What type of music sucks?
Yours :V
6. Toilet paper setting, over or under?
Fuck toilet paper!
7. Think about your dad. I wanna meet that dad. Whats your dad like?
He's a kangaroo.
8. You are fighting against someone you absolutely HATE. What is your melee weapon of choice?
A steamroller
9. You are now fighting against someone you absolutely LOVE. What is your melee weapon of choice?
Iunno.
10. Spit or swallow?
I'm not a fan of mouthwash
11. Shittiest present you have ever received.
A box of chocolates with all the caramels replaced by venomous scorpions
12. Have you ever done something completely fucked up and got away with it?
oh wouldn't YOU like to know. HEH
13. Pokemon or Ponies?
Ponymon
14. Dick or Butt?
Dick Butt
15. Do you hate any sports? Explain.
Competitive alpaca grooming, they have soulless eyes
16. Shoes or sandals?
Sandals
17. Describe your ideal bicycle.
One with a front-mounted rocket launcher
18. Beach or pool?
Beaches~
19. Think of a city/town/place that you hate. What monster would you summon to destroy it?
The Mana Beast
20. Cream Cheese or Sour Cream?
Cream cheese. Sour cream is the devil.
21. What is the most interesting thing you have seen in the past 24 hours?
Someone beating a man to death with his own head
22. What was your favorite childhood bath toy?
That one submarine I blew a hole in the tub with
23. Name one thing you would like to see make a come back.
Skull jewelry. And I mean full-sized skulls.
24. If asked, would you apply sunscreen to a strangers back?
If it's not particularly hairy. The sunscreen, that is.
25. What cartoon character was the most attractive to you when you were a kid?
Your MOM. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
26. It turns out that whatever you have the most of in your room will now make you instantly rich. What item is that?
Broken toys and junk
27. You are in a band that is now bigger than the Beatles. What is the name of your band and what type of music does your band play?
Kung-Fu Disco Roller Derby, exclusively saxophone covers of old cheesy 1920s songs
28. How would you break it to your significant other that you have been cheating on them, with your hand?
"Uh hey hun, you know how my hand became sentient a few days ago...?"
29. You have become internet famous for your worst habit. What habit is that?
Chaining together swear words into humorous strings of vulgarity
30. Give a shout out to ya homies!
WHAT UP MY VARIOUS BREEDS OF DOGE.
My god! The prophecy has been fulfilled