The moment I put my girlfriend with an owl as one of my FA submissions suddenly I get people actually responding to my submissions. After all that busting my balls to create artwork that is actually impressive, people are more inclined to look upon my photography because of this theory:

1. My artwork is shit.

2. No one has the time to freaking read my literature.

3. An owl and a beautiful girl seem to catch more eyes than what most would have anticipated.

My self-confidence has just gone down the shit drain. =______=