... it does exist.

We got a delivery of fish from Ireland for florfenicol testing and these were whole fish, heads, guts the lot - very fresh though. The other analysts are a bit squeamish so I said I'd prep them.

I was poking with my scalpel around the fishes guts and I remembered something my biology teacher told us about lenses being really tough so I got too enthusiastic and started playing with one of the fishes eyes.

I squeezed a little too hard with my tweezers and was promptly covered with eye juice all down my lab coat XD It was all black and made a big mess down my front D:

Revenge from beyond the grave.