Copy and paste in the comments then check your answers, what do you think? Bonus. find the comments you think i may have added. hint more than one.


AM I...
[] Cute?
[] Funny?
[] Amazing?
[] Sexy?
[] Weird?
[] Annoying?
[] Addicting?
[] Inspiring?
[] Scary?
[] A bitch?
[] A sweetheart?
[] A disturbance in the force?
[] A good friend?
[] Your best friend?
[] The reason you get out of bed every morning?
[] right behind you?
[] on fire?
[] filled with alien parasites?
[] made of money?
[] your bitch?
[] speaking in another language?
[] delicious in a bernaise sauce?
[] Large McBighuge

HAVE YOU...
[] Cried from missing me so much?
[] had a ax go through your brain?
[] Laughed at me?
[] ever exploded all over a restaurant covering everyone in your own gore and vital organs?
[] Wanted to hold me?
[] shot at me with an orbital laser recently?
[] Wanted to kiss me?
[] stubbed your toe and yelled utter nonsense instead of curse words?
[] Tried to avoid me?
[] plotted dark and horrible rituals involving me as a sacrifice to your dark forgotten eldritch gods?
[] Thought about me?
[] kicked a puppy into traffic just to cause a twenty car pileup?
[] Had a dream about me?
[] hidden in a dark corner to jump out and scare little kids to make them soil themselves?
[] Gotten mad at me over something silly?
[] eaten babies?
[] Talked about me behind my back?
[] talked about me in my front?
[] Thought there might be an us?
[] Thought there might be a them?

DO I...
[] Make you smile?
[] make voodoo dolls of my enemies?
[] Make you laugh?
[] Make delicious brownies?
[] Make you sick?
[] make you well?
[] Turn you on?
[] turn left at red lights?
[] Make you blush?
[] make you go to court late at night for restraining orders?
[] Make you lol at how retarded I am?
[] kill people that do not fill this damn thing out?

WOULD YOU...
[] Carry me?
[] Cut me open like a tauntaun and burrow in when you are cold?
[] Kiss me?
[] implant tracking bugs in my tender nipple flesh?
[] Hug me?
[] give me the Heimlich maneuver if i was chocking on your dick?
[] Make out with me?
[] make a new person out of pieces of me?
[] Make me watch something with you?
[] see your enemies crushed. have them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women?
[] Take advantage of me?
[] Take advantage of Advantage flea and tick treatments?
[] Snuggle with me?
[] devour me if i died?
[] Cry on my shoulder?
[] giggle into my no-no spot?
[] Slap me?
[] call me Mamy?
[] Shake hands with me?
[] shake someone else's hands at me?
[] Sleep in the same bed with me?
[] sleep in the same coffin with me?
[] Instant message me/text me?
[] send me smoke signals or a telegram?
[] Talk to me on the phone?
[] talk to me on the Oiuja board?
[] Dance with me?
[] go out to have a night on the blasted heath with me and watch the colours that can only be seen in moments of madness?
[] Slap me on the ass?
[] go back in time and slap me as i am birthed?

You and I are...
[] Enemies
[] carbon based life forms
[] Complete strangers
[] gods in a game of chess
[] Acquaintances
[] vertebrates
[] Friends
[] Aliens in disguise
[] Best friends
[] cannibals
[] In love
[] under the watchful eye of big brother
[] In a relationship
[] TSA agents
[] Engaged
[] Spies
[] Married
[] ninjas
[] zombies
[] pirates
[] robots
[] programs

ARE YOU...
[] Glad you know me?
[] made of jello?
[] actually spying on me?
[] on a telephone pole outside my window?
[] Gonna ask me to be yours one day?
[] harvesting kidneys?
[] Afraid of me?
[] afraid of those god awful clowns that stand and leer at you like colourful vultures while you try to sleep?
[] Gonna ignore this?
[] fucking kidding me?
[] going to stand there all day or ask something?
[] a barn animal! Close the door!
[] Gonna pass this on so I can fill this out for you?
[] gonna eat that?