Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- no has a facebook
Been arrested? --- no, they can't catch me
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- with tongues. alcohol ftw.
Slept in until 5 PM? --- more like 9 PM
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- yes/yes
Ran a red light? --- by accident and on purpose
Been suspended from school? --- no, just completely dismissed
Experienced love at first sight? --- yes, dammit
Totalled your car in an accident? --- yes, but not my fault
Been fired from a job? --- just laid off
Fired somebody? --- you
Sang karaoke? --- All the time
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Just a BB gun
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- ya, I never listen
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- ya, and it came out my butt too
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- ya
Kissed in the rain? --- neh
Had a close brush with death? --- ya
Seen someone die? --- no, I refuse to look
Played spin-the-bottle? --- ya
Sang in the shower? --- always makes me sound better
Smoked a cigar? --- with weed in it
Sat on a rooftop? --- several
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- sure, why not?
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- ya
Skipped school? --- ya
Eaten a bug? --- grasshoppers taste like raisins
Sleepwalked? --- neh
Walked a moonlit beach? --- ya
Ridden a motorcycle? --- owned five of em
Dumped someone? --- kinda half-assed like
Forgotten your anniversary? --- when is it?
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- neh
Ridden on a helicopter? --- neh
Shaved your head? --- neh
Blacked out from drinking? --- ya
Played a prank on someone? --- duh
Hit a home run? --- can't even hit a tee ball
Felt like killing someone? --- so many people
Cross-dressed? --- not entirely
Been falling-down drunk? --- worse, running around on the beach, picking up cars drunk
Made your girlfriend cry? --- no way never
Eaten snake? --- what kinda snake?
Marched/Protested? --- military marched, but not hippie loser marched
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- lame. no way.
Puked on an amusement ride? --- never get sick. love crazy rides
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- taco bell
Been in a band? --- many bands
Knitted? --- i'm not a fukin old lady
Been on TV? --- i had my ten seconds of fame
Shot a gun? --- i got guns, and i shoot guns, and guns r funs
Skinny-dipped? --- can't remember. i think so. it was dark out.
Caused someone to need stitches? --- neh, i'm not violent
Ridden a surfboard? --- yessssss
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- duh
Had surgery? --- outpatient
Streaked? --- neh
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- neh
Passed out when not drinking? --- ya, from dehydration, exhaustion, low blood sugar
Peed on a bush? --- like a dog
Donated Blood? --- i have given many bloods
Grabbed electric fence? --- erm, not a complete dumbass
Eaten alligator meat? --- tastes like frog
Eaten cheesecake? --- duh
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- duh
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- i don wanna talka bout it
Peed your pants in public? --- ya, like a month ago
Written graffiti? --- only a little
Think about the future? --- it haunts me daily
Been in handcuffs? --- oh ya
Believe in love? --- i believe in a thing called love
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- ya, the left side
Eaten lobster? --- many lobstas
Torn your pants in public? --- ya
Looking forward to The Avengers? --- eh?
Punched a sallad? --- huh?