98% Chance You Won't ALL Read This Meme
13 years ago
General
This meme has been pirated from:
Diogee and
dalatorabvon21A
-Available: I guess.
-Age: Pretty much 19.
-Annoyance: Overly optimistic people.
-Allergic: Nothing.
-Animal: Fox
-Actor: None.
B
-Beer: Pepsi.
-Birthday/Birthplace: May 12/Hospital?
-Best Friends: Several.
-Body Part on opposite sex: None
-Best feeling in the world: Getting paid.
-Blind or Deaf: Some say both.
-Best weather: Depends on mood.
-Been in Love: I don't even know.
-Been bitched out?: Lots.
-Been on stage?: Yes.
-Believe in yourself?: Occasionally.
-Believe in life on other planets: It's possible.
-Believe in miracles: One can hope.
-Believe in Magic: Skeptical.
-Believe in God: Not really.
-Believe in Satan: People are Satan.
-Believe in Santa: No, and was always skeptical.
-Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Absolutely.
-Believe in Evolution: Yes.
C
-Car: Custom built 1998 Subaru Outback.
-Candy: Several.
-Color: Green.
-Cried in school: Yes.
-Chocolate/Vanilla: More so Vanilla, but I like both.
-Chinese/Mexican: Mexican.
-Cake or pie: Cake.
-Countries to visit: None.
D
-Day or Night: Dust/Twilight
-Dream vehicle: None.
-Danced: Cannot.
-Dance in the rain?: WILL not.
-Dance in the middle of the street?: Still will not.
-Do the splits?: Used to be able to. LOOOOONG time ago.
E
-Eggs: ...are disgusting.
-Eyes: Green.
-Everyone has: The potential to betray you and hurt you.
-Ever failed a class?: Yup.
F
-First crush: Don't remember.
-Full name: [CENSORED]
-First thoughts waking up: Snooze.
-Food: Spaghetti.
G
-Greatest Fear: Losing everything.
-Giver or taker: Neural.
-Goals: Don't be like my aunt.
-Gum: Winterfresh. (Mint)
-Get along with your parents?: Mom more so than Dad.
-Good luck charms: None.
H
-Hair Color: Very dark brown.
-Height: 5'10"....I think.
-Happy: Depends in Time of day.
-Holidays: Christmas.
-How do you want to die: Painlessly.
-Health freak?: I should be.
-Hate: You. *troll face*
I (In guys/girls)
-Eye color: Doesn't matter.
-Hair Color: Dark colors and ORGANIZED.
-Height: Not too much taller than be. 2" more max.
-Clothing Style: Never thought about it. Relaxed I guess.
-Characteristics: NOT. A. MAC.
-Ice cream: Simple vanilla with sprinkles.
-Instrument: Ocarina of Time.
J
-Jewelry: Ring on left middle finger. Silver hoop earring on left ear.
-Job: Unemployed.
K
-Kids: NEVER EVER NEVER NEVER NEVER N.E.V.E.R, NEVER! NO!
-Kickboxing or karate: Karate, since I'm already a black belt.
-Keep a journal?: Used to. Got bored. Ha, my own life bored me. That sad......anyway...moving on....
L
-Longest Car Ride: 6hrs.
-Love: Technology.
-Letter: Q
-Laughed so hard you cried: Fortunately.
-Love at first sight: Not really no.
M
-Milk flavor: White milk.
-Movie: Tied between The King's Speech and Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.
-Mooned anyone?: I don't THINK so.
-Marriage: Not planning on it.
-Motion sickness?: No.
-McD's or BK: Whichever's closer and cheaper.
N
-Number of siblings: 1 too many.
-Number of piercings: 1
-Number: Even numbers.
O
-Overused Phrases: Like.
-One wish: To have money.
-One phobia: Alma Wade.
P
-Place you'd like to live: New York City
-Pepsi/Coke:
PepsiFurs :DQ
-Quail: What?
-Questionnaires: Only when I get paid, or they're short.
R
-Reason to cry: People keep buying iPhones. T_T
-Reality T.V.: Jersey Shore makes me laugh.
-Radio Station: KC 101.3 Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.
-Roll your tongue in a circle?: Yes.
S
-Song: Currently? "Chain of Fools" by Aretha Franklin, but I kinda like the Joe Cocker version better.
-Shoe size: 10.5 USA (Sometimes 11, depending on shoe)
-Sushi: No.
-Skipped school: No.
-Slept outside: No
-Seen a dead body?: Yes.
-Smoked?: Once.
-Skinny dipped?: I wonder what that's like.
-Shower daily?: Required for hair maintenance.
-Sing well?: Not at all.
-In the shower?: I don't understand? Am I in the shower now? Nnnnno?
-Swear?: Fuck yes. All the fucking time.
-Stuffed Animals?: A couple.
-Single/Group dates: Single.
-Strawberries/Blueberries: Neither.
-Scientists need to invent: A cure for stupidity.
T
-Time for bed: When I'm tired.
-Thunderstorms:
-Touch your tongue to your nose?: Barely.
U
-Unpredictable: Not really.
-Under the influence?: Never.
-Understanding?: Try to be.
V
-Vegetable you hate: Is celery a vegetable? I don't know these things. Food is food.
-Vegetable you love: Steamed broccoli.
-Vacation spot: That costs money.
W
-Weakness: That I have a lot.
-When you grow up: I will die.
-Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Pffft...none.
-Who makes you laugh the most: Elvis Duran.
-Worst feeling: Nausea.
-Wanted to be a model?: Been offered. I told them to go fuck themselves.
-Worst weather: Hot and Humid.
-Walk with a book on your head?: *Books.
X
-X-Rays: Head and abdomen.
Y
-Year : 2012
-Yellow: Is a color?
Z
-Zoo animal: Red fox?
-Zodiac sign: Taurus.
LAST PERSON WHO…
1. Slept in a bed beside you?: I don't think anyone have ever slept with me in any way.
2. Last person to see you cry?: My Dad.
3. Went to the movies with you?:
kawaii_neko_girl934. You went to the mall with?: Don't remember.
5. You went to dinner with?: Dad and brother.
6. You talked to on the phone?: Father.
7. Made you laugh?: Myself. xD
Have you ever.....
1. Made out for more than 10 minutes?: Never made out period.
2. Slept in a different bed?: Yes.
3. Made out in a movie theater?: Refer to #1.
4. Made out with 2 different people in one night?: Refer to #1.
5. Thought your cousin was hot?: They're all like under 12 so.... yeah no.
6. Been in love?: Don't think so.
7. Slept?: Really? How can you ask that?
8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex?: No.
9. Gone over the speed limit?: I tend to ignore the speed limit and go with the flow of traffic.
10. Painted your room?: Yes.
11. Drove a car?: Yes.
12. Danced in front of your mirror?: Don't have a mirror?
13. Gotten a hickey?: No.
14. Been dumped?: Yes.
15. Stole money from a friend?: Like, quarters yes.
16. Gotten in a car with people you just met?: Yes.
17. Been in a fist fight?: Not really.
18. Snuck out of your house?: No.
19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?: No.
20. Been arrested?: Not yet.
21. Made out with a stranger?: Refer to #1 in previous section.
23. Had a crush on your neighbor?: Absolutely not.
24. Ditched school to do something more fun?: No.
25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same or opposite sex?: No.
26. Seen someone die?: No.
27. Been on a plane?: Yes, about a decade ago.
28. Kissed a picture?: No.
29. Slept in until 3?: Yes.
30. Love someone or miss someone right now?: No.
31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?: Yes.
32. Made a snow angel?: Yes.
33. Played dress up?: No.
34. Cheated while playing a game?: Yes.
35. Been lonely?: Yes.
36. Fallen asleep at work/school?: Yes.
37. Been to a club?: No.
38. Felt an earthquake?: No.
39. Touched a snake?: No.
40. Ran a red light?: Oh please! NO ONE WAS AROUND!
41. Forgotten what you were going to say?: Daily.
42. Been suspended from school?: In school suspension but yes.
43. Been in a car?: Really?
44. Hated the way you look?: Eh. I don't really care THAT much.
45. Witnessed a crime?: Committed actually.
46. Been lost?: Yes.
47. Been to the opposite side of the country?: No.
48. Felt like dying from embarrassment?: I feel like dying when I see an iPhone so....
49. Cried yourself to sleep?: No.
50. Sang karaoke?: No.
51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?: Yes.
52. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose?: *actual lol* Yes.
53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?: I think so.
54. Kissed in the rain?: I know someone who SET FIRE TO THE RAIN.
55. Sung in the shower?: I hum in the shower.
56. Had a dream that you married someone?: No.
57. Played getting married?: What a cruel sounding game.
58. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?:No.
59. Ever gone to school partially nude?: *lol* What? No!
60. Been considered a freak?: Been? I'm gay, put two and two together.
61. Sat on a rooftop?: No, but I almost feel/slid off one.
62. Didn't take a shower for a week?: Not that I remember.
63. Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?: Yes.
64. Played chicken?: Nnnnnno?
65. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?: My phone is always in my pocket. I would have committed murder. No.
66. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?: Strangely yes.
67. Broken a bone?: No.
68. Been easily amused?: Yes.
69. Laugh so hard you cry?: Yes. Didn't you ask that already.
70. Cheated on a test?: *Used resources.
71. Forgotten someone's name?: Memory failure.
72. Blacked out from drinking?: No.
73. Played a prank on someone?: Yes.
74. Gone to a late night movie?: No.
75. Made love to anything not human?: What the fu.....NO!
76. Failed a class?: Yes, and I KNOW you asked that already.
77. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?: No.
78. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours?: No.
79. Cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend?: No.
80. Did you celebrate the 4th of July?: Sorta.
81. Thrown strange objects?: Yes.
82. Felt like someone?: I dunno?
83. Thought about running away?: *Ran away.
84. Ran away?: There we go. Yes.
85. Had detention and not attend it?: THEY NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT IT!
86. Made parents cry?: Yes.
87. Cried over someone?: Don't reme.........yes.
88. Owned more than 5 sharpies?: No.
89. Dated someone more than once?: Sorta.
90. Have a dog?: Unfortunately.
91. Own an instrument?: Not anymore.
92. Been in a band?: No.
93. Drank 25 sodas in a day?: TWICE that.
94. Broken a CD?: Wasn't easy, but yes.
95. Shot a gun?: Not IRL.
96. Been on Facebook for more than 5 hours?: No.
97. Pimp slapped someone?: Yes.
98. Have a major crush on someone right now?: No.
99. Have a religion?: I have my opinions, but no.
100. Thought about what people would say at your funeral?: Ok, you keep watch encase he wakes up, I gotta pee.
CAN YOU...
Sing the alphabet backwards?: No.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Yes. Why? Some people can't?
Speak any other languages?: Dsdfklsdfjsdfebwqjk.
Go a day without food?: Yes.
Remember your dreams: Sometimes.
Read music, not just tabs?: No.
Roll your tongue?: No.
Eat a whole pizza?: Not anymore.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU...
Brushed your teeth: Approximately 10hrs ago.
Cried: About two months ago.
Went to the bathroom: About an hour ago? I think.
Saw a movie in a theater: Don't reme.....uh....I don't know when it was.
Read a book: Last summer.
Had a snow day: Long time ago.
Had a party: Graduation.
Went to a doctor: Yesterday.
Tripped in front of someone: Don't remember.
Went to the grocery store: Last weekend.
Got sick: Still sick.
Called someone: Don't remember.
DO YOU PREFER...
Fruit/vegetables: Don't know the difference. Food is food.
Black/white: Black.
Lights on/lights off: Depends on the situation.
TV/movie: Movies don't have commercials......................................yet................
Body spray/lotion: None.
Cash/check: Cash.
Pillows/blankets: Pillow.
Headache/stomach ache: Headache.
Paint/charcoal: WTF is charcoal? Paint.
Chinese food/Mexican food: You also asked this. Mexican,
Summer/winter: Spring. Neither.
Winter Snow/rain: Rain
fog/misty: Fog.
Rock/rap: Rock.
Meat/vegetarian: Meat.
Chocolate/vanilla: Both.
Sprinkles/icing: Sprinkles.
Cake/pie: Cake.
Strawberries/blueberries: Neither.
Ocean/swimming pool: Pool.
Cookies/muffins: Cookies.
Wallet/pocket: Wallet.
Window/door: What kind of question........... Door.
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Who?
Pink/purple: Purple.
Cat/dog: Kitty.
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Long.
Pants/shorts: Pants.
Winter break/spring break: Spring.
Spring/autumn: Spring.
Clouds/clear sky: Clear.
Moon/mars: Mars.
Questions/Answers: Answers.
War/Peace: "Peace."
I...
Am: A PC.
Want: Money.
Need: MONEY!
Love: Technology.
Hate: You.
Feel: How creepy would it be if I said YOU for this one too?
Did: Had surgery.
Miss: Having money.
Am annoyed by: Everything.
Would rather: HAVE MONEY.
Am tired of: THIS MEME.
Will always: Be a PC.
MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?: Nothing specific. NO RAP.
What time is it now?: The current time is Nine TwentyOne PM Eastern Standard Time.
How much money do you have right now?: $2.87 USD
Are you hungry right now?: No.
What are you doing right now?: Scanning my computer cause brother fucked it up with his straight porn.
Frank Furter: I enjoy hot dogs if that's what you're asking.
Rocky: A mountain?
Do you like parades?: No.
Do you like the moon?: Eh.
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Don't know.
If you could have any magical power what would it be: Teleportation.
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