Matthew Ebel's Chart Bombing
13 years ago
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In the past, Matthew Ebel has gone out of his way to help promote the site, even going so far as helping raise quite a bit of money for the NJSPCA at FA United 4. As such, we'd like turn return the favor to Matt for helping raise $3,544 for our charity. As they say, no good deed goes unrewarded! Or is that unpunished? Either way!
Matt's released his new album, and is rallying support! Do you have iTunes, and if so, do you have a dollar to spare? You can help! That's right. You can help raise fellow furry Matthew Ebel (aka hali on FA) for a mere 99 cents. He's trying to get on the iTunes charts, and Matt's got the skills to do it.
A furry, on iTunes charts? Yes, and we can help get him there.
For more information, please see here:
http://matthewebel.com/2012/04/25/t.....mb-the-charts/
And once again, thanks for your help and support in raising the incredible amount of money. You've done a lot for the community. Perhaps we can help you in return.
Matt's released his new album, and is rallying support! Do you have iTunes, and if so, do you have a dollar to spare? You can help! That's right. You can help raise fellow furry Matthew Ebel (aka hali on FA) for a mere 99 cents. He's trying to get on the iTunes charts, and Matt's got the skills to do it.
A furry, on iTunes charts? Yes, and we can help get him there.
For more information, please see here:
http://matthewebel.com/2012/04/25/t.....mb-the-charts/
And once again, thanks for your help and support in raising the incredible amount of money. You've done a lot for the community. Perhaps we can help you in return.
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And dude... THANK YOU for the shout-out, I can't believe you actually made a front-page announcement for this. :)
Now, off to prep for tonight's streaming concert...
Sometimes I actually wish I did have a record label so I could be more in control of this stuff.
sorry i couldnt help now, just i dont even have a DOLLAR to spare at the moment x.x
right now i'm feeding hot dogs to my wiener dog
he doesn't appreciate the irony
but my throbbing erection sure does
Sorry, but I massively happen to doubt that. This is APPLE we're talking about :\
Who knows, maybe we can crack iTunes?
FUCK.
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After some more fuckery it turns out that βthe requested object is fucking unavailable in the fucking Russian shopβ. You're kidding, right? FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. I switch to US mode, I go to the fucking page and fucking see the fucking album! Oh yeah. Finally. βI Wish I Wereβ. Click. Buy. Click. Fucking sign in. Fucking register. Okay, got it. Okay. Email. Password. Fucking invalid characters. Who cares about fucking secirity, speacial characters aren't fucking allowed. Three fucking security questions. Go fuck youself, this is fucking primary security hole. Rescue email. Date of birth. Two fucking spam checkboxes. FUCK. Secity questions are required. All three of them. Okay, get your fucking random garbage answers and shut the fuck up.
Credit card number. Billing address. United States... What. The. FUCK. I can't change it. Oh, it's at the top. Click. Russia. Click.
WHAT? The registration form all over again? You're FUCKING kidding me? And you won't allow me to fucking spend $1 on this fucking US song anyway, will you?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
FUCK.
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P.S. Please tell people that their country fucking matters. And they can't help if they live in the wrong place.
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You should make sweet, sweet love to it more often.
and not a single one was from me
The Furry Fandom...
Has an OWNER?
Far as I knew, Neer was a MEMBER of the fandom, and only ran a website. Wow.
smh
Learn the English pls thx.
I believe what you were trying to say is "He's the sockpuppet belonging to the owner of the largest site in the fandom."
If the popufur doesn't go to their heads then good on them but if it does then fail.
I don't see myself as a leader, just a site admin. We're here to have fun, not try to influence the community. If I can pay back a user who helped us raise over $3,500 for charity, then so be it. I think that's a good cause.
Did he get to that spot because he's GOOD or did he get there because someone paved his road for him?
The song isn't THAT bad after all, it deserves some attention. :)
Also your new avatar has a very "because I want to!" feel to it :P
Seriously guys. Nobody's forcing you to buy this shit. Don't like it? Close the journal and go back to fapping.
(If it was free, I'd be a little more understanding.)
To help out, just hit http://matthewebel.com/chartbombing
(Ignore this post if you're not talking about CDs)
Sure, why not, I'll lend a hand. If anything, I'll play it at work and see what the crew thinks. We're all kind of nutty.
seriously though, he helped out the site a lot. i don't see the problem with having a journal up for his album for a few weeks :p
Good luck to the guy, totally awesome! But bulletin-based-rallying on a social site as big as this is kinda like forming a mafia...some people wont like it :/
oh wait. yer serious.
I'm only very new on FA, but I'm all for supporting anyone who helps out towards the prevention of cruelty to animals :3 Well done, mate.
Here's hoping we can make a dent.
I'm always up for supporting musicians and artist's who are tying to get a firm footing, and by the looks of things, You're pulling every stop and doing everything right! Even helping the Fandom, the Site, AND the NJSPCA in the process, how admirable! You're somethin' else man! :3
more than anything this is just going to leave people wondering HOW it got to #1, it definitely doesn't sound like it should be there. sorry bro.
Its a shame people even bothered to respond to him :P
Also, we are commenting on his behavior as opposed to his "this is fucking dumb hnggg furries" remark, which was obviously intended to incite a response that he was begging for.
Though I guess you are just looking to feel clever, so by all means, proceed.
THANK YOU to everyone who participated!
Fail.