Instead of pulling a half-baked idea out of my ass and trying to make a story out of it (because I totally don't end up with a pile of shit riddled with plot-holes), I'm actually planning one out. Going to follow the same premise, but most of the elements that aren't being taken out are being re-worked so they don't seem silly.

Also removing the whole biological research bit because it's dumb.

So take a look at what's up if you really want to, but I'm not responsible for any cases of internal hemorrhaging or death that may result.