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13 years ago
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What color are your underwear/panties?
Red/black
Do they have a design?
PLAID.
what color are your socks?
Black.
Is there a design on them?
Uh, blaaaaaaaaaaaack
Are you a virgin?
No.
Happy that way?
I guess.
What is your favorite sex position?
I don't really know.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Straight as a maze!.... wait...
Do you look at hentai?
Rarely.
Real porn?
Way more than Hentai, but still pretty rarely.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Did, but not often anymore.
Who was your first kiss with?
One of my earlier female friends. It was.... pleasant.
Are they of the opposite sex?
I SPENT THE WHOLE TIME TRYING TO IGNORE HER MASSIVE COCK.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Years ago, yes. Mostly experimentation. It was... not pleasant.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
A few. And I did, once. It never went anywhere, though.
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Probably lose my shit. I have a bad temper.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No.
If so, where?
COC- nowhere.
Do you have any tattoos?
Tattoos are for losers.
If so, where?
Above statement.
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope. Ain't ready for dat shit.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Came close, but no.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
No. Well, sorta. I had a one-night stand with a girl who was dating someone. Though I was not aware of this at the time.
Ever been cheated on?
Above statement.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Jokingly.
Do you own any sex toys?
HANDYJ- No.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Nah.
Have you ever masturbated?
Once. I don't masturbate often. I don't enjoy it much.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No. Who wants to see my frail body?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No, but I got one, once.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
*avoids Left4Dead joke* No.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
....Anyway.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Did once. My mom responded by teaching me how bad soap tastes.
Do they care?
Mom hates it. Dad isn't okay with it, but he's more lenient.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
I'M SHAKING IN MY FUCKING BOOTS. MY UNCOMFORTABLE URINE IS SOAKED ALL OVER ME.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
This cock
cylindricalperv is the reason I'm doing it.
Red/black
Do they have a design?
PLAID.
what color are your socks?
Black.
Is there a design on them?
Uh, blaaaaaaaaaaaack
Are you a virgin?
No.
Happy that way?
I guess.
What is your favorite sex position?
I don't really know.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Straight as a maze!.... wait...
Do you look at hentai?
Rarely.
Real porn?
Way more than Hentai, but still pretty rarely.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Did, but not often anymore.
Who was your first kiss with?
One of my earlier female friends. It was.... pleasant.
Are they of the opposite sex?
I SPENT THE WHOLE TIME TRYING TO IGNORE HER MASSIVE COCK.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Years ago, yes. Mostly experimentation. It was... not pleasant.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
A few. And I did, once. It never went anywhere, though.
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Probably lose my shit. I have a bad temper.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No.
If so, where?
COC- nowhere.
Do you have any tattoos?
Tattoos are for losers.
If so, where?
Above statement.
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope. Ain't ready for dat shit.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Came close, but no.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
No. Well, sorta. I had a one-night stand with a girl who was dating someone. Though I was not aware of this at the time.
Ever been cheated on?
Above statement.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Jokingly.
Do you own any sex toys?
HANDYJ- No.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Nah.
Have you ever masturbated?
Once. I don't masturbate often. I don't enjoy it much.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No. Who wants to see my frail body?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No, but I got one, once.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
*avoids Left4Dead joke* No.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
....Anyway.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Did once. My mom responded by teaching me how bad soap tastes.
Do they care?
Mom hates it. Dad isn't okay with it, but he's more lenient.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
I'M SHAKING IN MY FUCKING BOOTS. MY UNCOMFORTABLE URINE IS SOAKED ALL OVER ME.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
This cock
cylindricalperv is the reason I'm doing it.