Ok a while back I was outside talking to a friend of mine when a guy in a SUV stopped us. He asked how to get back to the main HWY. I told the guy with a smile. "Very easy sir. Just hang a left out of the parting lot and straight down this road for about 4 to 5 miles and you will hit the the HWY." The thanked me and headed out of the parking lot. He hung a left and then drove about 30 yards and hung a right at the very first light. I thought to myself I did not tell him anything about a right turn but then I thought maybe he was picking somebody up. Well 15 min later he drove up again yelling at me because I gave him the directions. He said that I should pay for the gas that he wasted going the wrong way. I looked at the guy with a kind of pissed off look. "Sir I never said anything about a right turn anywhere. I said left out of the parking lot and straight 4 to 5 miles and you will run into the HWY. My friend who I ended up giving many free coffee's walked over to the guy leaned kind of into the window and with a huge shit eating grin said. "Sir I heard what this guy said to you. If you took your head out of your ass and followed his directions you would not have gone the wrong way. Now he said left out of the parking lot see that road in front of the station you go left on it. Now go straight for 4 to 5 miles DO NOT TURN LEFT OR RIGHT but straight tell you get to the HWY. If you do turn left or a right before the HWY then I suggest that you stay lost and do not came back again." Man that guy took off very quickly. I was on the ground laughing as my friend helped me back to my feet.