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Psycho failure
13 years ago
Don't bother with government paid psychologist, it seems that because the government pays them they really don't give a shit to do their job properly and they ask some stupid questions. The following is an example of the ones i found funny.
Question: (just asked if i did drugs) Do you believe (nice choice of words) that you can read peoples minds and or steal their thoughts?
Answer: You mean like Inception?
Question: (already knows im single) I dont know what that means do you believe you can read peoples thoughts
Answer: If i could do that i wouldn't be single now would i?
Question: Any history of mental illness in your family?
Answer: My ______ (blanked for personal reasons) is off their rocker.
Question: (just asked if i did drugs) Do you believe (nice choice of words) that you can read peoples minds and or steal their thoughts?
Answer: You mean like Inception?
Question: (already knows im single) I dont know what that means do you believe you can read peoples thoughts
Answer: If i could do that i wouldn't be single now would i?
Question: Any history of mental illness in your family?
Answer: My ______ (blanked for personal reasons) is off their rocker.
Seti_the-Wurst
~setithe-wurst
Is there anything about you that would make the first question even slightly relevant? If he needed to ask that polarizing of a question to determine your lunacy, he must have very poor observation skills.
therianwolf
~therianwolf
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Nope, no reason I can think of. I'm glad he asked it though, made me chuckle. I'm pretty sure what he was doing was simply running down a checklist and not specifically trying to identify if in fact I did have _______ disorder.
