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13 years ago
Okay, I may regret this... in fact, no, I FULLY ANTICIPATE regretting this, but I've been trying to get back on track with my making of/reading of journals, lately, and this meme sounded like there was too much potential for sweet shenanigans to be had with it.
OKAY, so, here we go! Have some fun with this, peeps! xD
1) Would you have sex with me if you could?
2) Have you thought about it before?
3) Where would we do it?
4) Top or Bottom? (As in you, not me)
5) How many times?
6) Position(s)?
7) Rough or soft?
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
9) More than one person? Or have me all to yourself?
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
;P
OKAY, so, here we go! Have some fun with this, peeps! xD
1) Would you have sex with me if you could?
2) Have you thought about it before?
3) Where would we do it?
4) Top or Bottom? (As in you, not me)
5) How many times?
6) Position(s)?
7) Rough or soft?
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
9) More than one person? Or have me all to yourself?
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
;P
only if you were willing
2) Have you thought about it before?
not really as doesnt really know that that much an would make me a creep if i thought about it
3) Where would we do it?
D: idk were ever
4) Top or Bottom? (As in you, not me)
>:3 is all top so let me have that cute butt
5) How many times?
have to see how long we can go for to answer that
6) Position(s)?
we do it in what ever way feel right for the mood
7) Rough or soft?
mostly soft with some roughness
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
maybe maybe not since we might not need it
9) More than one person? Or have me all to yourself?
well you wanted other to join then sure but will want some private time with ya
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
i dont know but lets find out
4) ^_^
10) Famous last words. xD
its true you has a cute butt
well its true wont know till we find out
2) Yes i have... *is kind of shamed and kind of not shamed.*
3) Bedroom or bathroom. Take your pick.
4) Bottom
5) All day every day.
6) I have no idea lets try them all.
7) Both.
8) What i have to choose? ARGH I CAN'T DECIDE!
9) I'll be selfish here and say THAT I WANT YOU ALL TO MYSELF!
10) It'd be awesome because it'd be with you!
9) Suddenly, hears this music in the background http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TUe.....eature=related
10) Oh, your poor dear, I am going to disappoint you worse than George Lucas. x3
9) Sorry... i'll tone down the creepy factor.
10) No way in any sort of situation could you disappoint me. :D
Would you object to Yes?
2) Have you thought about it before?
To be honest... Yes.
3) Where would we do it?
As long as it's private
4) Top or Bottom? (As in you, not me)
Hope you don't mind a bottom.
5) How many times?
Until we're exhausted
6) Position(s)?
Any you can think of
7) Rough or soft?
Both
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
Foreplay is VERY important
9) More than one person? Or have me all to yourself?
If you're willing to bring anyone else, we will. Otherwise, ourselves.
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
Trying to think about it. x3
6) I got a fairly limited imagination, but you can practically take any object in the room, add an adjective, and BAMO, you've just named a new position.
8) http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur.....NLLNC0E#t=909s
6) Okie dokie.
8) Kitty: Red never was much for foreplay. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2) Have you thought about it before? Yes, many times.
3) Where would we do it? Wherever suits!
4) Top or Bottom? (As in you, not me) I like both.
5) How many times? As many times as I could.
6) Position(s)? Any and all.
7) Rough or soft? Both.
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it? Foreplay can be nice.
9) More than one person? Or have me all to yourself? The moar the merrier.
10) what do you think it would be like if you could? Painful. For you, mostly.
1) Would you have sex with me if you could?
Been there done that . Sorta wish it would happen again though :P
2) Have you thought about it before?
Well duh! :P
3) Where would we do it?
I'd leave it up to you , surprise me :D
4) Top or Bottom? (As in you, not me)
Yuo know I adapt ;)
5) How many times?
I hear it's a good workout and since I need to lose a few pounds I'd say as long as it's physically possible XD
6) Position(s)?
I dunno o_0
7) Rough or soft?
It's always been a mix .. I'd say , it would depend on the occasion and circumstances
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
SOME foreplay . As long as it doesn't feel like "Sex in 24 volumes . part one "
9) More than one person? Or have me all to yourself?
Again depending on the situation , but you know I wouldn't say no to more people ;)
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
I DUNNNOOOOO I'm schleepy tonight !
3) Saaaay, that museum had a lot of dark corners and blind spots...
10) That's what's supposed to happen AFTER! xD
2. Not until you posted this.
3. I'll leave that as a surprise.
4. Rassle you for Top (and I don't lose)
5. Until both of us are totally spent and exhausted!
6. Everything but the kitchen sink!
7 You better believe it's gonna be ROUGH!!!!
8. What? The Wrestling Match doesn't count as Foreplay?
9. Just you, me, and a squared circle!
10. Let's find out, shall we
8) No, but the chair to the back of the head was romantic.
2) Penis
3) Penis
4) Penis
5) Penis
6) Penis
7) Penis
8) Penis
9) Penis
10) Ass
Still in the upper part of the curve, though. :P
Yeeeep.
2) Have you thought about it before?
You posted up an awesome picture of you with a goatee. I--I couldn't help myself D:
3) Where would we do it?
Everywhere in your house. And maaaaaybe several places outside.
4) Top or Bottom? (As in you, not me)
I've been known to power bottom, but I can flip flop a little too.
5) How many times?
Lots, probably.
6) Position(s)?
I'm a big fan of doggy and cowboy. However, if we end up doing it lots, then we'd have to experiment. Y'know, purely for the sake of science.
7) Rough or soft?
Play hard, cuddle sweet.
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
I love foreplay. I could just tease and mess around for a while.
9) More than one person? Or have me all to yourself?
I always wanna sex up somebody for the first couple times alone, but a threesome is fine too~
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
Probably crazy awesome. You look pretty minxy, and I'm no slouch either :3
3) The roof has yet to have it's sanctity violated.
7) I think that's Vladimir Putin's campaign slogan!
10) Well, then.
DA ROOF WILL BE ON FIYAH WIT PASSHUN
Most people wouldn't call it "sex", but that wouldn't stop me from trying!
2) Have you thought about it before?
It consumes my every waking thought to the point of madness...
3) Where would we do it?
The Himalayas
4) Top or Bottom? (As in you, not me)
We'd flip a coin for it and the loser would choose how long the double-ended dildo would be. There are only bottoms when I'm involved with sex.
5) How many times?
2 times, cry break, then 3 more times
6) Position(s)?
Missionary, maintaining eye contact throughout the entire ordeal BECAUSE I AIN'T NO FAGGOT.
7) Rough or soft?
Corduroy
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
Technically what I call foreplay is banned in 48 states.
9) More than one person? Or have me all to yourself?
Do the camera crew and fluffers count?
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
Like a dream come true. Uguu~
1) Just so long as whatever you try to penetrate is an actual orifice, and not some "Hole I just made because I got tired of looking."
3) Oh GOD, even the NAME is sexy. (Try saying it repeatedly while performing cunnilingus)
6) o.O
7) 80s sex WAS the best sex!
8) Don't worry. You can still legally use chainsaws on genitalia in Canada, but only if they think you're doing a circumcision.
10) ... was that last part the alcohol catching up?
UGUUUUUUU~
Yes!
2) Have you thought about it before?
Many times since i saw that pic of you
3) Where would we do it?
somewhere private
4) Top or bottom?
Flip a coin for it
5) How many times?
until we get tired
6) Position(s)?
any you could think of
7) Rough or Soft?
both
8) Foreplay or right into it?
little foreplay
9) Alone or with someone else?
I want you to myself!
10) What do you think it would be like if it happened?
it would be awesome!
4) Bullshit. I don't trust what you'd do when I'd bend over to see how it landed. :P
2) I haven't thought about it until now.
3) It would be awesome to do it in a bamboo forest (too exotic?).
4) Bottom might be a good choice.
5) Maybe twice
6) Doggy-style
7) Soft at first, then a little bit rough.
8) Right to the dirty stuff.
9) I'd rather it be one-on-one.
10) I guess I'd just have to find out.
8) *Breaks out his cat-o-nine-tails*
What kind of question is that?!
2) Have you thought about it before?
Don't mean to sound creepy, but I've thought about it quite a lot. Not just straight up sex, but cuddling and kissing, too.
3) Where would we do it?
Where wouldn't we do it? I dunno, I might surprise you with a breakfast sausage in the kitchen.
4) Top or Bottom? (As in you, not me)
Versatile.
5) How many times?
As many as I could before passing out.
6) Position(s)?
Uhhhhh....tough question. I'd probably roll a pair of dice and flip to a page in the Kama Sutra.
7) Rough or soft?
I'm a softie, but I understand you like it aggressive. I can adjust.
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
I like foreplay, but I'm not opposed to skipping it if you're about to explode in your shorts.
9) More than one person? Or have me all to yourself?
You're mine!! AALLLLLLLL MIIIIINNNNEEEE!!! *thunderclap*
10) What do you think it would be like if you could?
You'd probably get really bored after I spend an hour rubbing your chest hair giggling.
3) Fine, but my kitchen is kind of cramped. Make sure the stove and any other hot surfaces besides for our bodies are turned off.
6) *Rolls* Uh... this one requires a space shuttle and zero gravity to be plausible.
10) An hour of cuddling is the MINIMAL requirement! Both pre and post.
02) Not specifically fantasized about it, but you're attractive, I'm hideous, we could make really disastrous ass-babies together or die trying.
03) In the tray of my ute.
04) Mostly bottom, but happy to top in the right circumstances. You are the right circumstances...
05) I'm an old man. 1.5x
06) The reverse soapy weasel quickly followed by the enraged Vanguard.
07) Rough as hell.
08) If ripping off your clothes and throwing you around the bed a bit counts as foreplay, then yes.
09) Alone to start with, then we can whore you out to other suitable candidates.
10) Squealing, moist (quickly descending into sloppy), sweaty and would make the baby jeebus cry.
3) *Looks up what that is* Ooooh! All kinds of European exoticism! Is that even a word? Spellcheck isn't squiggly-lining it... YES!
6) Is that the one where a Vanguard breaks down your door, demanding to know who got weasel soap all over the lining of his ute, sees that you've also gotten it all over his furniture, and rapes you in consequence? ... I can totally get behind this. ;)
7) Roughness? Dick violence? Scratch marks? Oh, sweet mother of YEEEAAAHHH.
8) Throwing me AROUND the bed? I can only take so many concussions before I pass out, so please try to aim directly FOR the bed during the Bioxz-toss event.
10) Baby jeebus already knows to look away as soon as I take my pants off. Feel free to be as sweaty, sloppy and blasphemous as you want. You're in the holy blind spot. x3
A Vanguard would give you an anal probing of the likes you would never forget. But I got it first, you can have sloppy seconds!
Rough sex is good sex, which segues nicely into the throwing you around the bed in the throes of violent, lusty passion. No permanent damage or major pain though, that's not cool. The stains will never come out of the sheets and it makes the Virgin Mary blush (and then fap violently because she is turned on by two guys gettin' it ON).
PS: Celine Dion guy... bwahahaaaaaa!
2) Have you Thought about it before? Many many times.
3) Where would we do it? Everywhere we could.
4) Top or Bottom? Top, bottom, top again, bottom again...
5) How many times? See #4
6) Position(s)? As many as we can.
7) rough or soft? Start off soft, but it'll have to be rough by the end.
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it? Foreplay is good, and you know what kind.
9) more than one person? or have meal to yourself? You ARE a meal all by yourself!
10) what do you think it would be like if you could? Absolutely incredible.
8) The kind where I put on the Barney suit and we do a re-enactment of Hairspray? :D HELL YEAH!
9) Not quite yet. Need to put a bit more meat on my bones, and a bit more bone on my meat. :P
8) Um...no to Barney. Hairspray re-enactment is great, but I don't see how that can be foreplay. o_O
9) I meant figuratively since you're so passionate. The rest can come in time. Also I saw what you did there.
1) Would you have sex with me if you could?
Only if you wanted to.
2) Have you thought about it before?
Well, heck yeah.
3) Where would we do it?
I think you said something about a roof top?
4) Top or Bottom? (As in you, not me)
Depends on which way we fall off the roof.
5) How many times?
Just once. I don't think I could fall off a roof more than once, even if I were to land on you.
6) Position(s)?
Pretzel.
7) Rough or soft?
When falling off a roof top, one should try to land on something soft, I should think.
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
Foreplay or not to foreplay, that is the question... But I think gravity would have us get right to it.
9) More than one person? Or have me all to yourself?
More than 2 people falling off a roof top would draw too much attention, Lemmings comes to mind.
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
Any time spent with you, I think would be nice. Even if we do fall off the roof.
6) Maaaaaaan, so I ever want to work a "salty" metaphor into this... x3
10) I'm beginning to pick up on an unfulfilled fantasy, here...
<333
1) Would you have sex with me if you could?: Fuck yes.
2) Have you thought about it before?: Absolutely.
3) Where would we do it?: Outside, in the woods perhaps? But if it was cold out, a big fluffy bed.. and perhaps the floor lol.
4) Top or Bottom? (As in you, not me): Both, baby. :P
5) How many times?: Numerous!
6) Position(s)?: Fuck, I dunno... what ever comes up at the time. xD
7) Rough or soft?: Both!
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?: Oh hell yes Foreplay. Want you screaming to be fucked lol
9) More than one person? Or have me all to yourself?: All to mehself. xD
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?: Fucking amazing, animalistic and memorable.
;P
<3
8) I don't scream! I... roar. In a very high pitched voice. xP
10) You had me at "aminalistic". Actually, no, you had me at "Yes."
Only if you could handle me.
2) Have you thought about it before?
I will admit... yes
3) Where would we do it?
Anywhere that we can be loud and obnoxious about it.
4) Top or Bottom? (As in you, not me)
Both! FUCK YEAH!
5) How many times?
As much as you can handle. Me? I have no limit baby.
6) Position(s)?
ALL
7) Rough or soft?
Could be either
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
Could be either. Depending on the mood.
9) More than one person? Or have me all to yourself?
Nah. Three's a crowd. Just you and me.
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
Awkward at first, fantastic with practice.
3) In front of an MTV camera, then? If Tom Green's success is anything to go by, they LOVE loud and obnoxious over there. x3
5) I'll be sure and bring along some "supplies", then, assuming you don't mind being Frenched by some wanker with energy-drink breath. ;)
8) The engine runs sweeter when it's nice and reeved up, babycakes.
;P
maybe
2) Have you thought about it before?
no
3) Where would we do it?
any where u want lol
4) Top or Bottom? (As in you, not me)
bottom
5) How many times?
so much that u will hate sex
6) Position(s)?
doggy style
7) Rough or soft?
soft then rough
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
both
9) More than one person? Or have me all to yourself?
more more more lol
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
strange because never met
6) The golden standard... or brown one. Whatever. :P
10) Stanger still? We meet face to face, we do it, and have no idea that we actually know each other online, too. Then one of us publishes a journal going "Oh, man, I totally just hooked up with someone at the bar last night! He as cute, buuuuuut he had this weird thing where he wanted me to call him "Captain Amazing" and wear a cape."