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13 years ago
SEX MEME THING
(I stole this from botsinlove, mad props to her and localshop)
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The one closest to the wall, whichever that is.
4. Do you masturbate?
The hell I do.
5. How often? Lately?
I used to almost every day, lately more like once or twice a week.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I've thought about it.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Mmm, both are good for different reasons.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
Yeah but it does away with the essential lubrication.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
art porn: all the time. real people porn: very rarely.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. aggressive aggressive aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love all my friends, but my significant lover is not on my internet friends list.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I know some of them, to varying degrees of personality.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
verbal degredation, exhibitionism, petplay
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I've TRIED to find that line hahahah.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romantic, huh? My own bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the closet of an empty open-house apartment.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Y e s.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Hah, yeah it was pretty lame. I hear the best ones are in Vegas!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. I dont do the bar thing.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Hah, no.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Fuck the fuck yeah.
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual with tendencies toward men. The person is what matters, not their gender, but I REALLY love sucking dick.
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
Heheh, lesbian sex, which is easier to get away with I think.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Had sex in a few bathrooms. Counters and mirrors <3
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No but I really would have liked to use the walk-in refrigerator after hours. Discussed it with several people. Masturbated at work plenty of times!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah since i was like fourteen.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
(see above)
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I own a black padlocked toolbox full of sex toys. You should come over.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Oh gods...uhhh...pink strap on, green/purple vibrating dildo, two other vibrators, shock collar, bullwhip, straitjacket, riding crop, leather and chain dog leashes, dog bowl, clothespins in plenty, rubber dog toys, rubber ball gag, lots and lots of rope. And by the end of this year I will have a Violet Wand.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Heh. Exhibitionist, remember?
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I was roleplaying drunk on New Year's Eve a few years ago, having great sex, and I moaned my own character's name. I had to be, er, corrected, ahahahhh...
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I've had some pretty desperate conversations that reduced me to puddles, yes.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
When I first came on the internet I did a lot. Rarely now.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes of course.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Laying down on my belly with my legs together, hands held behind my back and hair being pulled, being fucked from behind/above.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Sucking cock. Begging. Masturbating until I come while I get fucked slowly after being come inside of.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I have had some excellent nights with my friends, yes.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I dont care. Do what you want hahaha
ANY QUESTIONS?
(I stole this from botsinlove, mad props to her and localshop)
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The one closest to the wall, whichever that is.
4. Do you masturbate?
The hell I do.
5. How often? Lately?
I used to almost every day, lately more like once or twice a week.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I've thought about it.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Mmm, both are good for different reasons.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
Yeah but it does away with the essential lubrication.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
art porn: all the time. real people porn: very rarely.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. aggressive aggressive aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love all my friends, but my significant lover is not on my internet friends list.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I know some of them, to varying degrees of personality.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
verbal degredation, exhibitionism, petplay
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I've TRIED to find that line hahahah.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romantic, huh? My own bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the closet of an empty open-house apartment.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Y e s.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Hah, yeah it was pretty lame. I hear the best ones are in Vegas!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. I dont do the bar thing.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Hah, no.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Fuck the fuck yeah.
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual with tendencies toward men. The person is what matters, not their gender, but I REALLY love sucking dick.
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
Heheh, lesbian sex, which is easier to get away with I think.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Had sex in a few bathrooms. Counters and mirrors <3
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No but I really would have liked to use the walk-in refrigerator after hours. Discussed it with several people. Masturbated at work plenty of times!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah since i was like fourteen.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
(see above)
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I own a black padlocked toolbox full of sex toys. You should come over.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Oh gods...uhhh...pink strap on, green/purple vibrating dildo, two other vibrators, shock collar, bullwhip, straitjacket, riding crop, leather and chain dog leashes, dog bowl, clothespins in plenty, rubber dog toys, rubber ball gag, lots and lots of rope. And by the end of this year I will have a Violet Wand.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Heh. Exhibitionist, remember?
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I was roleplaying drunk on New Year's Eve a few years ago, having great sex, and I moaned my own character's name. I had to be, er, corrected, ahahahhh...
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I've had some pretty desperate conversations that reduced me to puddles, yes.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
When I first came on the internet I did a lot. Rarely now.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes of course.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Laying down on my belly with my legs together, hands held behind my back and hair being pulled, being fucked from behind/above.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Sucking cock. Begging. Masturbating until I come while I get fucked slowly after being come inside of.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I have had some excellent nights with my friends, yes.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I dont care. Do what you want hahaha
ANY QUESTIONS?
I hate violet wands. Ever since I've been little, whenever I get out of a car, I ground myself. I hate shocks. So much. I've had so many people go, "What, seriously? You've never tried it! Try it!" and I've had to run from the room screaming, "HARD LIMIT!"