The sun poured through the venetian blinds like broken egg yolk, like angry insects that flew in the gaps of my sleep mask, tickling my eyes. The bed was no longer a nest of respite, but an operating table where my own excitement picked at me scalpel and forceps.

I couldn't sleep. Max Payne 3 was out today.

I am this close to running out to GameStop and buying a copy. I know that Amazon is shipping my order to me as we speak, but...

Seriously, gaiz. James McAfferty's voice is a sensual tentacle massage in your aural canals.