Writing Commissions Open!
8 years ago
Oh boy, let's do this. Message me directly if you're interested. I'll take the first five that confirm.
Have a special sexy encounter in mind? Want your character in a small adventure? Hire me!
What I Will Write
Mostly anything. No Rule 34 (copyright issues), no Cubs in sexual situations.
Message me if you have any questions; I reserve the right to refuse any commission but I promise not to be shitty or to kinkshame. I do customer service as my real job.
As for more extreme stuff, like the Alternate (Hard) tab in fchan? Will consider.
What I Have Written
Short stories, NSFW. Fairly vanilla M/M and M/F stuff, some orgies and light bondage. Check out my credentials at
https://varzen.sofurry.com/stories
Big recommendation for the folders "The Fairy-Fox's Fantastic Sexual Adventures" and "Jahaliya."
I've also written full-length novels Gratitude and Attitude, purchasable through Rabbit Valley Comics here:
https://www.rabbitvalley.com/item/8.....ort-and-A-Kita
https://www.rabbitvalley.com/item/9.....ort-and-A-Kita
Prices
Prices include edits.
$20 USD per 1,000 words for works less than 20 pages; it's approximately $5 per page.
$24 USD per 1,000 words for works between 20 and 40; it's approximately $6 per page.
$28 USD per 1,000 words for works over 40; it's approximately $7 per page
90% payment expected at the time of the first draft, final 10% on the primary edits.
I will do an additional editing pass if requested; at that point the word count should not drastically vary, and therefore the price will not change even if the word count changes.
Timing: give the first draft 3 pages/day, same with editing.
The Method
Give me a synopsis and summary; I'll smash out a first draft for your approval.
Then I'll edit it and submit for re-approval.
I'll do a final edit if requested.
Also an Option
Additionally, if you want, we can schedule a time to hang out on Google Docs and you can watch me write and/or edit!
Make comments in real time!
Tell me I'm being a verbose clod!
Run me off-topic with discussions about bats and umbrellas!

doniago
~doniago
Ugh, what a verbose clod you are. :p

Varzen
~varzen
OP
Correct!

doniago
~doniago
Coyotes are always correct.