Yesterday I had weird dreams (probably an effect of drinking much beer while playing Magic) and I made the too-rare experience of waking up laughing, with a good-hearted and pure sense of amusement, because my dream was like telling myself a joke I didn't know. Here's what I dreamt:

Guy A and guy B are chatting, and guy A has a dog, a german shepherd. Guy A proposes a divination/interpretation experiment: the dog will lick guy B, and, depending on where the dog licked him, guy A will tell him something about himself. Guy B agrees, and the dog licks his fingers. Guy A says: "it means you touched your cock".

That's it, I woke up laughing... I hope you can share some of the amusement x-D