Her name's Melissa, and she's awesome... cute too... she's my girlfriend, I'm her boyfriend, and we're happy! And, as a bonus... when you touch her on the side of the neck... she PURRS... by reflex! Now, for a fur, that's pretty friggin' hot...

... also, we went on our first date yesterday... double date with a friend and his girlfriend at a bowling alley... and hey, it doesn't matter what my score was... I was definitely a winner last night...

*sighs and waits patiently for the innevitable next date*