Jack: So, lemme get this straight... there's a hole... at the bottom of the sea?

Elizabeth: Yes.

J:... and there happens to be a log in this hole?

E: Yes.

J:... I see.

E: But the log is not important.

J: It's not?

E: No, what's important is the BUMP on the log.

J:... the bump... on the log... in the hole...

E: At the bottom of the sea.

J: Is there, by chance, anything ON this bump?

E: A frog.

J: *stares for a second and then furrows his brow* Theres... a frog... on a bump... on a log... in ahole... in the bottom of the sea?

E: There's a frog on a bump on a log in a hole in the bottom of the sea.

J: There's a hole...

E: There's a hole.

J: *looks at her* There's a hole... at the bottom of the sea...

E: Can we stop this? We have to get the wart.

J: Wart? What wart?

E: The one on the frog.

J:... the frog on the log?

E: The frog on the BUMP on the log.

J: In the hole at the bottom of the sea...

E: Yes.

J: *looks at his rum bottle* The more I drink, the less this whole mess called life seems to make any sense... @.@

COMING 2009