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Capt. Log 15th Journal - You All Are Amazing
17 years ago
I honestly don't know what has inspired me so profoundly to proclaim this, but : I love all of you... in an utterly platonic fashion.
Wether you're male or female, are into one particular thing or another ( lewd or not ), deeply into the furry mindset or just partially, you're all acceptable folk in my eyes. Building upon that, I believe that the entireity of this furry culture is not a drain on your present society as so many narrowminded folk believe , but in fact, a wonderful addition , savvy?
Naturally, you all bicker and quarrel, and there are some that simply have insatiable egos and furious tempers ( as I stated in a previous entry ), but like
fullbloodlion stated "All families fight." , and in the end, essentially, you do all display an admirable kinship.
...Hm, curious. I do not usually gush so unendingly; must be this newly acquired rum...
Anywho: stop abandoning your posts and get back to work, you gutless scallywags!
And where's that damndable parrot.
Yours,
~Captain Jack Sparrow
Wether you're male or female, are into one particular thing or another ( lewd or not ), deeply into the furry mindset or just partially, you're all acceptable folk in my eyes. Building upon that, I believe that the entireity of this furry culture is not a drain on your present society as so many narrowminded folk believe , but in fact, a wonderful addition , savvy?
Naturally, you all bicker and quarrel, and there are some that simply have insatiable egos and furious tempers ( as I stated in a previous entry ), but like
fullbloodlion stated "All families fight." , and in the end, essentially, you do all display an admirable kinship. ...Hm, curious. I do not usually gush so unendingly; must be this newly acquired rum...
Anywho: stop abandoning your posts and get back to work, you gutless scallywags!
And where's that damndable parrot.
Yours,
~Captain Jack Sparrow
Thank you Jack. You truely are a pirate of the romantic seas. <,< >,> [yeah ok so that was lame ^^]
hey where's that monkey?
Anywho.
May I switch my post to the kitchens?
...Wait, you didn't have a hat when you originally signed up.
IS THAT MY HAT?
By the way, think there's room in your crew for an alchemist? Even katdragons need work!
I would prefer not to have to watch it sink, again.
Love ya too man. =3
Care for a round with the Captain?
Only if you're providing the rum! >=3
Superfluous.
Your turn.
Hug?
The dotted red line in my textbox here says that it's my way of spelling it.
We shall chalk it up to the rum, captain.
Yes, we shall chalk up the grammatical error to this wonderful brew.
Wait, aren't you supposed to be manning the secondary vessel?
Yes. Of course I am. And because I'm not here, this conversation never took place.
By your leave, sir.
*Poofs.*
*climbs on your shoulder.*=3
I am uncertain of your intentions, and thus quite unnerved.
Peace offering?
Bad history with primates and all.
*accepts peace offering and drinks*
I was simply taking the place of the parrot until his return.
C(n.n)D
Monkeys can get fairly riotous when ingesting alcohol.
This is quite true.
Luckily I haven't had any food, which is beneficial in two ways.
1. Faster drunked...ness...
AND
2. No fecal matter, so the desire to fling said matter will be non existent. =3
You and your wise proverbs.
that... or it very well could be the rum... please share!... *burps out a few parrot feathers an tries ta grab'em b'fore ya notice*
Aye, there is quite enough rum for everyone...somehow. I was positive I hoarded it all for meself. -shares-
...Honestly, where is that parrot? I am becoming frustrated.
Nope... haven't seen the parrot Capt. ...but I did find this cute lil' fella waaaay back in m'gallery I'd subbed long ago... think he's been gettin' inta the rum too ;)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/158762/
"The greatest arguments in history are between two people(s) who are alike and can't stand to admit it."
Maybe.
Alright, I confess, no...but perhaps we can steal the phrase, seeing as how it is quite intellectual and would make several folk awe at our mental aptitude by exclaiming it over and over again.
Or we could drink.
We love you dearly, as well.
This proclamation was made significantly grander given the addition of rum into this equation.
You know how I am, lass.
As for myself, dear Captain, I'm very happy that you have allowed all of us to know you. I truly hope that one day, we can toast with a spot of rum and truly touch glasses.
<3
[b]Be they man or beast,
be they woman atleast
or maybe a bit more?
There is not a life we lead
That we would like more to proceed
though some liquor, I’d pour.
Than to be Furry! Be funny! Be truly magnificent!
As you can see, it’s plane to me it’s left me rather afful-ificent!
though I might hit the floor!
So carry on, yes tally on! And tell you good neighbor!
The captain’s here! He’s got the love! And it’s more then ya payfor!
that’d be the love of a whore
The faithful parrot provides it seems! For that, crackers AND rum.
*yar-har har hars and drinks it up, yo-ho!*
And if you actually work askin' about me... bless ya bleedin' heart, Jack! I've been hackin' away, makin' comments on so many of them 'artists' pages... trying to make sure everyone feels loved. ... I saw somma ya photo boxes earlier. I'll be sure to leave my mark on them soon.
(Seriously. From one pirate to another... I'm glad you can fall into this fandom and see past all the barbs and claws and big cocked womenz. It gives us truly deep in the muck and the myre a little glimmer of hope)
You've Inspired Me Many-a-Time! Im Being Honest! I Positively You Being Here On FA!
Yours Faithfully,
~Polar Joe~
But thanks for the kind words.
From one Pirate to another! >:3
And, yessir, back to my post.. What was my post, again? -Wanders about, lost-
I need to stop being so bloody naughty.
Now, let's get drunk and shiver your timber!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/587289/
... not nearly as cute or purple as yours truly...
more rum?
Ok that was really uncalled for - my bad. (I'm still posting it.)
i laughed so hard XD
YAR!
But nonetheless, I'll offer you this quote from Captain John Paul Jones, who I beleive is a contemporary of yours:
"I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast for I intend to go in harm's way."
You threw yourself (or perhaps stumbled drunkenly) into this Furry maelstrom probubly not sure what would befall you, but through your own unique guile and somewhat hypnotic flailing, have swiftly made yourself a beloved and nearly indespesible part of our community.
We're honored to have you aboard Captain! Just...stay shy of my horde...
D.O.P.R