Stole it from giza!

How do you want to be addressed?
Uhhh, costello! Lots of people call me proto, I always find that strange. Not really a name.

Gender?
Mandude.

Age?
25. I think. That sounds about right.

What do you look like?
Near seven-foot tall dog with hooves, horns, a gold tooth and a drinking problem. I challenge you NOT to find me.

Where/how can I find you?
Chant 'free beer!' as you wander through the hallways. Just be prepared to make good on that promise.

How are you getting there?
Driving with my sniggle snaggy  tanyar

What hotel are you staying at?
CHILLIN AT THE MARRIOTT INNNNNNN

Which days will you be attending?
Like, Thursday to Mondayish maybe who the fuck knows i play it by ear. Probably Thursday through Monday.

Do you do requests?
Provide me a crayon and a paper and I'll draw whatever, terribly.

Do you do trades?
See above. I'll also trade tips on getting grass stains out of jeans, or copies of the Craftsman Tools catalog circa 1992.

Do you do commissions?
Sure, I'll take your money.

Will you have prints, CDs, or merchandise?
Probably by the time I leave.

Will you have Art in the Art Show?
I have actually captured Art Garfunkel and I'm forcing him to stand in the art show at gunpoint. I think I'll win this year.

Who will you be with?
A snags, an abel phellan, an aeiou, a waaoooxoxxxx all my AV and noisy things friends, michiganers, delawarers, maybe a german. Who knows. It's unpredictable.

What is your main purpose for attending?
Suiting, hanging out, spinning, drinking, In that order. I also run some stuff.

Can I talk to you?
Absolutely. I love talking to people. I LOVE IT. Grab me at a bar, it's a blast. :D

Can I take pictures with you?
Of course! Can I take a picture with YOU?

Can I touch/hug/cuddle you?
You can hug me, most folks just do that, I'm not big on extended touching from strangers though.

Can I hang out with you?
Sho 'nuff.

Do you go to parties?
Absolutely, but I'm scatterbrained and often miss events I plan on going to so don't be offended if you invite me and it slips my mind. I have a lot going on at AC!

Do you fursuit/costume?
Does a bear shit in the pope?

What is the best way to reach you?
Twitter is protocollie. Otherwise, if you actually need to reach me, you probably know me, and so I'm fine giving you my contact information.

Anything else?
Cheetahs are kinda derpy sometimes. I'm not stealing Giza's answer, just legit think you should know.