AC Meme
13 years ago
Stolen from Faybles.
Where will you be?
Everywhere; mostly following my suiting friends around or at room parties
Where are you staying?
Double tree.
Who will you be with?
unzippedzebra
zekeshadowfyre
trpdwarf
locrian
are my room mates for the con.
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
21
Can I talk to you?
If you're not creepy.
Can I buy you a drink?
As long as it's tasty and not filled with roofies.
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Taken
Can I touch you?
If you have to ask, then no.
If you don't have to ask, then still no because you're probably just a creeper.
Can I touch your friends?
Why the hell is that up to me?
Can I hug you?
Probably.
Qualifying conditions include but are not limited to:
1) Not being gross/sweaty
2) Not being creepy
3) No angry thigh rubbing faces
How tall are you?
5'8"
Are you nice? Or do you think so (no personal references needed)?
I'll be nice to your face, but I may make fun of you after you leave if I didn't like you.
Are you friendly?
Yes.
How long are you going?
Wednesday-Monday
Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
Do drugs? No. I will nope the fuck out of that.
Talk about? Depends on how obsessive/retarded you are about them.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Sure, but be warned that I don't usually make plans ahead of time because AC is crazy and spur of the moment.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If we're friends by that point, sure.
Can I give you stuff?
Sure. You win my unending love and affection for free art and stuff.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Come up and say hi and where you know me from and who you are. Don't be awkward and make me guess who you are or else I will probably ignore you.
Where will you be?
Everywhere; mostly following my suiting friends around or at room parties
Where are you staying?
Double tree.
Who will you be with?
unzippedzebra
zekeshadowfyre
trpdwarf
locrianare my room mates for the con.
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
21
Can I talk to you?
If you're not creepy.
Can I buy you a drink?
As long as it's tasty and not filled with roofies.
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Taken
Can I touch you?
If you have to ask, then no.
If you don't have to ask, then still no because you're probably just a creeper.
Can I touch your friends?
Why the hell is that up to me?
Can I hug you?
Probably.
Qualifying conditions include but are not limited to:
1) Not being gross/sweaty
2) Not being creepy
3) No angry thigh rubbing faces
How tall are you?
5'8"
Are you nice? Or do you think so (no personal references needed)?
I'll be nice to your face, but I may make fun of you after you leave if I didn't like you.
Are you friendly?
Yes.
How long are you going?
Wednesday-Monday
Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
Do drugs? No. I will nope the fuck out of that.
Talk about? Depends on how obsessive/retarded you are about them.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Sure, but be warned that I don't usually make plans ahead of time because AC is crazy and spur of the moment.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If we're friends by that point, sure.
Can I give you stuff?
Sure. You win my unending love and affection for free art and stuff.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Come up and say hi and where you know me from and who you are. Don't be awkward and make me guess who you are or else I will probably ignore you.
FA+

1) Not being gross/sweaty
2) Not being creepy
3) No angry thigh rubbing faces
GONNA HUG YOU ANYWAY.
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