I know nearly no one will read this but it's to funny not to post.
all right so me and my friend Moe were playing battlefield on X-box live and half way through the match on of his friends named Hero joins our party. Moe asks him if he would like to join the match and he says he cant because his disk is scratched. So Moe tells him to smear toothpaste on the disk and run it under warm water. Hero's first question wasn't about the toothpaste though no his question was "does it have to be warm water?". My first thought was really that's your question so I asked Hero why does it matter do you not have warm water. of course at this point Moe is laughing so hard he can barely breathe and I had to turn down the volume so as not to go deaf and Hero gets all defensive but never actually answers the question. now I'm laughing so hard I had to mute myself. we quit playing after that though because it was to hard to focus