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Random rant #1
13 years ago
Yup it's been awhile since I've done anything as far as FA goes. With with that out, I'm going to just rant about my place where I work.
The boss wants us to practicability do the impossible during night time where I work. I'm not going to say what it is. Some of you do, other's don't. They want me to the amount of time when I take orders and hand out the order to the customers 30 seconds less. This has been implemented some time ago. However when it's during night times, it's like really people... It's not like your at some up scale place like PF Changs. They think to themselves, what favorite action hero shall I pick today that I can nom and fill me up. Now if I had it my way, we remove the entire menu and only have 1 menu item out there. I can assure you that the speed will increase by 15Xs fold. I can imagine it now "Um, do you have uh..." My response will be "NO! We only have that, and that's it would you like that?"
Another thing that drives me up the wall is there drunk friends who make completed idiots of themselves and disregard you the person who just wants to take there order as some sort of slave then cuss you out when you do event the smallest of things wrong. My solution: Put a few Gatling guns with a easy to press button that will eradicate there very existence as they are off the property. That way you can start weeding out the bad genetics of stupid parents for even having a child in the first place.
What else... Oh yes... Stupid people in general. Lets talk about a Co-worker who I need to constantly remind him and his broken English what to make sure he does. No matter what, he likes to just do things fast. So fast at times he keeps walking out one of the doors where I work at and not checking to make sure it's locked on his way out. This goes back to drunk friends who just like to wonder in there at times and swaying back side to side trying to look at our products then mysteriously passes out or pukes on the clean floor. Just imagine if some random guy comes walking into your home and then decides to ground hog the floor and takes a crap right on your carpet. How would you feel? That's pretty much how it is for me.
Then the last thing I want to talk about is cleaning... Due to the amount of idiots and or drunks, they make a complete and total mess of your work place and when one of your co workers can barely move (who usually cleans up the lobby) is now doing a small portion of your work, then says okay now I need you to do what I usually do which takes a lot of time. I got plenty to clean at my work during night times since day time doesn't do that type of work. They got EZ mode, and as for me I get shafted from all three ends: The customers, the manager, and now the co-workers. So um, that would be the mouth, the ass, and the bellybutton?
Orally raped by the customers, ass raped by the boss/manager, and belly raped by co-workers. Disturbing either which way I look at it. Yes, I'll keep on doing what I need to do, however it does feel kinda good venting from time to time.
The boss wants us to practicability do the impossible during night time where I work. I'm not going to say what it is. Some of you do, other's don't. They want me to the amount of time when I take orders and hand out the order to the customers 30 seconds less. This has been implemented some time ago. However when it's during night times, it's like really people... It's not like your at some up scale place like PF Changs. They think to themselves, what favorite action hero shall I pick today that I can nom and fill me up. Now if I had it my way, we remove the entire menu and only have 1 menu item out there. I can assure you that the speed will increase by 15Xs fold. I can imagine it now "Um, do you have uh..." My response will be "NO! We only have that, and that's it would you like that?"
Another thing that drives me up the wall is there drunk friends who make completed idiots of themselves and disregard you the person who just wants to take there order as some sort of slave then cuss you out when you do event the smallest of things wrong. My solution: Put a few Gatling guns with a easy to press button that will eradicate there very existence as they are off the property. That way you can start weeding out the bad genetics of stupid parents for even having a child in the first place.
What else... Oh yes... Stupid people in general. Lets talk about a Co-worker who I need to constantly remind him and his broken English what to make sure he does. No matter what, he likes to just do things fast. So fast at times he keeps walking out one of the doors where I work at and not checking to make sure it's locked on his way out. This goes back to drunk friends who just like to wonder in there at times and swaying back side to side trying to look at our products then mysteriously passes out or pukes on the clean floor. Just imagine if some random guy comes walking into your home and then decides to ground hog the floor and takes a crap right on your carpet. How would you feel? That's pretty much how it is for me.
Then the last thing I want to talk about is cleaning... Due to the amount of idiots and or drunks, they make a complete and total mess of your work place and when one of your co workers can barely move (who usually cleans up the lobby) is now doing a small portion of your work, then says okay now I need you to do what I usually do which takes a lot of time. I got plenty to clean at my work during night times since day time doesn't do that type of work. They got EZ mode, and as for me I get shafted from all three ends: The customers, the manager, and now the co-workers. So um, that would be the mouth, the ass, and the bellybutton?
Orally raped by the customers, ass raped by the boss/manager, and belly raped by co-workers. Disturbing either which way I look at it. Yes, I'll keep on doing what I need to do, however it does feel kinda good venting from time to time.
