Weird naughtiness (or, the product of my derangements)
13 years ago
OK, pointless, dumb, but I may as well share it...
TentacleStation Pro™ and Pro][™. Available in single-user, four, eight, and twelve-user station formats.
The Pro]['s got some nice features, like up to a dozen fully-adaptive tentacles up to two meters in length.
Satisfaction guaranteed, service guaranteed, with a smile! And beats the heck out of TentacleStation Home™, which is limited to a single group of four one-meter long tentacles...
Take three seconds, and try to handle this image, though by the GODS it's naughty. In fact, if you can, imagine it drawn in JollyJack's style (which I adore): A unit, roughly looking like a DDR station, replete with grab-bar, and a figure standing on it, curious, wondering what it might be. Then for the next scene imagine from screen, floor, and a back "speaker" unit emerge bunches of tentacles. Offscreen highly-vocal naughtiness ensues.
I leave this odd tidbit to my readers' fertile imaginations.
TentacleStation Pro™ and Pro][™. Available in single-user, four, eight, and twelve-user station formats.
The Pro]['s got some nice features, like up to a dozen fully-adaptive tentacles up to two meters in length.
Satisfaction guaranteed, service guaranteed, with a smile! And beats the heck out of TentacleStation Home™, which is limited to a single group of four one-meter long tentacles...
Take three seconds, and try to handle this image, though by the GODS it's naughty. In fact, if you can, imagine it drawn in JollyJack's style (which I adore): A unit, roughly looking like a DDR station, replete with grab-bar, and a figure standing on it, curious, wondering what it might be. Then for the next scene imagine from screen, floor, and a back "speaker" unit emerge bunches of tentacles. Offscreen highly-vocal naughtiness ensues.
I leave this odd tidbit to my readers' fertile imaginations.
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I think the tm and the Pro ][ made this journal.
That, and the occasional TSPro attempting to up and run away in terror from some of those girls...
Yes, Coon my dear friend, Japanese schoolgirls in sailor fukus can be a SCARY thing, even to tentacle monsters!
I'm just curious... for study purposes. >__>