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Hermpires: The next generation
13 years ago
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/7999249/
Okay, so May and Jam are the two best options. May is a pirate. Jam runs a series of failed restaurants (and yet, the dystopian future banks don't seem to consider her a credit risk).
-Since May is part of the Jellyfish pirates, provide some excuse for her to become a Jellyfish hermpire. Since cats hate water, Bridget enjoys himself into the water, where it taints a jellyfish. The fish swims up to May's ship, where a pirate has just fallen overboard. It latches onto him or her as he's being pulled up, and he's converted, then converts his rescuers, then the entire ship, ending with a cornered May.
You do know that May is an airship pirate, right?
I totally knew that. I also totally knew that the crew is almost entirely female, and did not just look it up on the GG wiki.
The Jellyfish pirates are on an actual sea-ship as a teamwork exercise. There.
-Jam is getting ready for the dinner rush while Bridget sneaks in and taints the dishes, including the calimari. Jam tastes it, and tentacles ensue. She moves on to infect the patrons.
Doesn't hermpirism only work on mammals and living beings?
You didn't complain about the jellyfish.
-Both. The Jellyfish pirates are celebrating in Jam's new restauraunt, and Bridget taints several dishes, including the fried jellyfish (which is actually a thing). The jellys are served to the JPs. Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Jam or one of chefs or a sneaky plongeur tastes the calimari...
Maybe a subplot about a restauraunt critic Jam is worried about pleasing. After the TFs, both she and May descent on him, making a sort of jellyfish-squid hybrid hermpire--
Of course, this is all non-canon, and it's not like there's any official art of May and Jam oh come on
Okay, so May and Jam are the two best options. May is a pirate. Jam runs a series of failed restaurants (and yet, the dystopian future banks don't seem to consider her a credit risk).
-Since May is part of the Jellyfish pirates, provide some excuse for her to become a Jellyfish hermpire. Since cats hate water, Bridget enjoys himself into the water, where it taints a jellyfish. The fish swims up to May's ship, where a pirate has just fallen overboard. It latches onto him or her as he's being pulled up, and he's converted, then converts his rescuers, then the entire ship, ending with a cornered May.
You do know that May is an airship pirate, right?
I totally knew that. I also totally knew that the crew is almost entirely female, and did not just look it up on the GG wiki.
The Jellyfish pirates are on an actual sea-ship as a teamwork exercise. There.
-Jam is getting ready for the dinner rush while Bridget sneaks in and taints the dishes, including the calimari. Jam tastes it, and tentacles ensue. She moves on to infect the patrons.
Doesn't hermpirism only work on mammals and living beings?
You didn't complain about the jellyfish.
-Both. The Jellyfish pirates are celebrating in Jam's new restauraunt, and Bridget taints several dishes, including the fried jellyfish (which is actually a thing). The jellys are served to the JPs. Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Jam or one of chefs or a sneaky plongeur tastes the calimari...
Maybe a subplot about a restauraunt critic Jam is worried about pleasing. After the TFs, both she and May descent on him, making a sort of jellyfish-squid hybrid hermpire--
Of course, this is all non-canon, and it's not like there's any official art of May and Jam oh come on
