Ok so yeah...last night was my friend/roommate's Bachelorette party. Me her two sisters, one of her sisters friends, and her mom were all supposed to go out to a gay bar that was having their Foam night that night. Well the mom was bitching about it because she didn't want to get all soapy and wet if she wanted to dance and didn't want to drive thirty minutes <.< in all honesty it was that she didn't want to go to a gay bar... So we ended up going to two different bars.

Bar # 1 - OK Don't know the name of this bar cause i couldn't even fucking read it off the sign...But yeah Go in and all that's playing is Obnoxious Rap music and there is nothing but Loud Ass Hole-ish thug guys everywhere shouting and threatening to stab one another for looking at them wrong. We all get drinks. I had a long island ice tea...that didn't have any cola in it. it was just straight liquor...which was OK till about half way then it was just nasty. Did have two shots of one of the bar's special shooters that was called Purple Seduction. Tasted like grape kool-aid with a ton of alcohol lol was actually quite good. Also i kept seeing this guy that was tending the bar that had like a white blonde Mohawk and piercings and tats constantly staring at me. But when we went up to the bar to pay for our drinks i noticed it was actually a chick and was like oh my god I was getting checked out by a dyke! THE FUCK IS THIS?! lol Seriously though she made a hot dude <.< Anyways we left for another bar.

Bar # 2 - Ok so after leaving that bar they decided they wanted to go to one called Cowgirls...i was dreading as soon as i heard the name. Once we got there...yeah,,,Big biker Redneck bar...The eldest sister offered to buy me another long island ice tea this time she would make sure it was made right and this one was actually good. The atmosphere was a bit better besides the constant country music. They even had a live band that played some pretty good songs. We drank and they danced a bit while i took pics(I'm sorry i dont dance...) and we even got the lead singer to come up to our table and give my friend a strip tease while he sang...i think he noticed i was staring cause he started going to everyone else and then me which made a few ppl go wtf lol but damn..dude was hot so i didnt give a shit even if i was practically frozen to the spot for fear of the rednecks populating the place bashing me on the way to the car <.< Anyways the eldest sister ended up getting totally shit faced and ended up making out with her friend and three guys before we dragged her out. We left and came back home and i went straight to bed since it was 3 am and i had to be up at 6 to help move someone's stuff.

So all in all it wasnt the night i had invisioned...but i still had some fun even if i was scared for my life half the time. <.<