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MOST EVENTFUL JUBILEE EVER.
13 years ago
Okay
So for all of my American babies, it was the queens jubilee gig thing today
So we all went to the castle with my mother and her friends
who all got pissed as fuck
So it got late
and everyone had to go home
My brother took my mums friend home first, so he went ahead.
Just as we walked past an ambulance, my brother runs up to the ambulance and said
A WOMAN FELL ON THE STAIRS
We all knew it was my mums friend, as you do, and ran down to laugh at her or whatever.
So we got down there, with all our thousands bags and stuff and found her on the floor with a huge gash on her eyebrow in a puddle of blood.
So i got blood on my clothes and in the car and we laughed a lot.
But when we walked past the blood puddle my mum was like
DON'T WALK IN THE BLOOD, KIDS.
We also had to let mums friends dogs out and put them to bed
so we went to her house an laughed at her dolphin-smothered bathroom. Then kept saying
WE SHOULDNT LAUGH SHE MIGHT BE DEAD HAHAHHA
Everything was hilarious.
My mums friend is in A & E now HAHAH and it's half past midnight and I just got in.
So for all of my American babies, it was the queens jubilee gig thing today
So we all went to the castle with my mother and her friends
who all got pissed as fuck
So it got late
and everyone had to go home
My brother took my mums friend home first, so he went ahead.
Just as we walked past an ambulance, my brother runs up to the ambulance and said
A WOMAN FELL ON THE STAIRS
We all knew it was my mums friend, as you do, and ran down to laugh at her or whatever.
So we got down there, with all our thousands bags and stuff and found her on the floor with a huge gash on her eyebrow in a puddle of blood.
So i got blood on my clothes and in the car and we laughed a lot.
But when we walked past the blood puddle my mum was like
DON'T WALK IN THE BLOOD, KIDS.
We also had to let mums friends dogs out and put them to bed
so we went to her house an laughed at her dolphin-smothered bathroom. Then kept saying
WE SHOULDNT LAUGH SHE MIGHT BE DEAD HAHAHHA
Everything was hilarious.
My mums friend is in A & E now HAHAH and it's half past midnight and I just got in.
and ate pasta
and went back upstairs.
HAPPY JUBILEE QUEENIE xoxoxoxo
ON A 20FT SCREEN
YEAH
Plymouth is like
just down the road
dude we're having a huge furmeet this saturday, you should come, most of us aren't complete faggots. c:
Plus I'm American and you know you want to meet my hot American body oh bby
have not been attractive
so pics or it didn't happen C8
But my boyfriend has the car on saturday so I can't aaaaaaaaaaaa ;-;
BAM
and aww :C Imma miss you bby
THAT'LL DO
Ikr ;-; tell me when you have another one yes
England is obviously THE place to be
I mean, it has it's good parts. I love pasties. But a lot of the people are are assnuggets. I can't deal with it. They don't even know common courtesy maaan.
this country is shit
I'm just super jealous you can actually leave
/bombs ur plane
(this one time I was in London and a homeless man shouted at me for being in the way HOW DOES THAT WORK)
but hop into my suitcase
come on bbycakes, I will show you real mountain dew and fried chicken from the REAL south~*~*~*~*~*
I never got my head around that
Q~Q
it's soo good
Bojangles has the best tea. mmmm it's sweet and delicious, think of how the nectar of a plant bio-engineered by gods in the Mediterranean coast would taste. That's sweet tea.
but they were doing stuff in the castle today so YEAHH
STOP LAUGHING AT INJURED PEOPLE!!!
TOO HILARIOUS