Based on true events that actually happened.

<Anarch> Lol,
<Anarch> The funniest thing just happened.
<Anarch> I burned my hand. :3
<Ahk|Loungin`> o.o
<Ahk|Loungin`> Ha..ha...?
<Anarch> I had bacon on the stove, and it was all done, so I pulled it off, and I picked up a slice....
<Anarch> And it was really hot.
Ahk|Loungin` facepaws.
<Anarch> But it was bacon, so I couldn't put it down
<Anarch> You CAN'T put bacon down
<Anarch> It's against human nature.
<Anarch> So I stood there screaming until it was cool enough to eat, and I did.
<Ahk|Loungin`> XD
<Anarch> And it was bacon, so you know it was worth it <3
<Ahk|Loungin`> Anarch
<Anarch> ?
<Ahk|Loungin`> We need to have baconfest when I move thar.
<Ahk|Loungin`> NOTHING BUT BACON
<Ahk|Loungin`> warm grease and fat to drink
<Anarch> 8D
<Anarch> I could die a young, arterioschlerotic man, but I'd be happy
<Ahk|Loungin`> I only saw erotic.
<Anarch> <3