pretzel bender; i've been def 1 (odd and loving it) and 2 (french horn was my insturment in high school, melophone before that in grade school), never been or wanted to be or have anything to do with 3 or 4. belligerance equals evil and bars and alcohaul are almost as boring as money and mundaneness in general. so i guess that makes me a half pretzel. the good half. quintessencial bender of the right (left) half of the pretzel.

blind mullet: floating fecal matter where it doesn't belong, like a ruptured sewer leaking out across the sidewalk.

en-gan-sen: very much or a great deal, yiddish, probably from german. engansen fah-iched: very crazey. kind of the 80 years ago version of wtf. but i also like to think can be in a positive way too.
(i have no idea about what would be the propper spellings of those)

mazel-toff; good luck. kind of like gazumtight when someone sneezes, only this is for when something is dropped or falls.

that pitzburgh tolet. i was house sitting for a place to live, for some people. anyway they were remodeling themsleves and didn't have the then new upstares bathroom plubing in yet, and the place where the old bathroom had been, was now the middle of the much expanded kitchen dining are. and that was where the tolet that actually worked was still located. this was in portland oregon.

well hereabouts in western PA any house that is not newish and two stories with a basement has a toilet in the basement. often with no surround at all. and one on the second floor and NOTHING on the first floor.

i had thought this was an everywhere thing but evidently not. but it specifically refers to that sitting out in the basement toilet. sometimes there will also be a shower down there.