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My Family Is Retarded
13 years ago
This is not your normal "My Family Doesnt Understand" Rant or "My Family Wont Let Me Do What I Want" Emo Bitch Fest
This is the story of why I hate my family and why we should never, EVER have parties
It begins as such. . .
. . .My Mother wanted to throw a graduation party for my sister, I was working and cleaning my ass off for it months in advance, mom was going to invite all of my family to come. This was a poor decision. So, not sure if any of you pay attention to hockey, but the Kings are in the Stanley Cup Finals, Tonight was a very important game.Now there is a good personal friend of the family's. he was the best man at my parents wedding, my sister babysits there kids constantly, they drove all the way from Vegas to Redondo Beach California for her party. He's a Kings fan, now there was this other guy there, who was rooting for the other team just to kinda make me a little mad, he ended up pissing the other guy off. Not a good idea seeing as they both have had Alcohol. Now the Kings Fan's Wife got up and said shit to the guy cause they'd been kinda fight before hand. To shorten it, Large sober people got up and stopped a massive fight from breaking out and I end up doing Damage control with my sister making sure nothing else happened. . .
. . .This Concludes The First Half, Please Enjoy This Brief Intermission To Get Yourself Something To Eat and or Drink. . .
. . .Now after time had passed and some people had left, my mother was talking with my uncle in her room, my uncle was immensely intoxicated and was trying to grab some pillows cause he was off to bed. Thats when he lost his footing. And. Fell. Through. The. Window. We pulled him back and saw a cut on his arm. Roughly, 4.5 inches long just below his shoulder. And deep enough to see Bone. My Girlfriend being an EMT, Sprung into action and had us call 911. She patched him up while I comforted my mother and my cousin. When you hear screams of pain, its bad. So the Ambulance shows up and they take care of him, eventually taking him to the hospital. I then did damage control again with all my family. . .
. . .So in short, My Family is Retarded And None Of This Would Have Probably Happened Had I of Gone To The PS Instead.
Thats all from me right now, Im going to read webcomics before I kill someone
Your Stressed Out Friend,
-Owen
This is the story of why I hate my family and why we should never, EVER have parties
It begins as such. . .
. . .My Mother wanted to throw a graduation party for my sister, I was working and cleaning my ass off for it months in advance, mom was going to invite all of my family to come. This was a poor decision. So, not sure if any of you pay attention to hockey, but the Kings are in the Stanley Cup Finals, Tonight was a very important game.Now there is a good personal friend of the family's. he was the best man at my parents wedding, my sister babysits there kids constantly, they drove all the way from Vegas to Redondo Beach California for her party. He's a Kings fan, now there was this other guy there, who was rooting for the other team just to kinda make me a little mad, he ended up pissing the other guy off. Not a good idea seeing as they both have had Alcohol. Now the Kings Fan's Wife got up and said shit to the guy cause they'd been kinda fight before hand. To shorten it, Large sober people got up and stopped a massive fight from breaking out and I end up doing Damage control with my sister making sure nothing else happened. . .
. . .This Concludes The First Half, Please Enjoy This Brief Intermission To Get Yourself Something To Eat and or Drink. . .
. . .Now after time had passed and some people had left, my mother was talking with my uncle in her room, my uncle was immensely intoxicated and was trying to grab some pillows cause he was off to bed. Thats when he lost his footing. And. Fell. Through. The. Window. We pulled him back and saw a cut on his arm. Roughly, 4.5 inches long just below his shoulder. And deep enough to see Bone. My Girlfriend being an EMT, Sprung into action and had us call 911. She patched him up while I comforted my mother and my cousin. When you hear screams of pain, its bad. So the Ambulance shows up and they take care of him, eventually taking him to the hospital. I then did damage control again with all my family. . .
. . .So in short, My Family is Retarded And None Of This Would Have Probably Happened Had I of Gone To The PS Instead.
Thats all from me right now, Im going to read webcomics before I kill someone
Your Stressed Out Friend,
-Owen
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